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Ma, Ma, calm down.
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Listen to me.
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I know it says click
with the mouse,
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but on a laptop,
the trackpad is the mouse.
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Now, put your finger on it.
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Doesn't matter which finger.
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Good choice.
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Now move it down
to your e-mail icon.
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Yeah, the little envelope.
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What do you mean,
"What does it look like?"
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It looks like an envelope!
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Fine, you don't like
the computer,
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don't use it!
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Sure, we can exchange it
for a salad spinner. Good-bye!
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(sighs)
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That's a Hanukkah present
you're regretting, huh?
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I won't say that
all senior citizens
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who can't master technology
should be publicly flogged,
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but if we made an
example of one or two,
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it might give the others
incentive to try harder.
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I had a great idea.
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You know how
we're always having
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to stop and solve
differential equations,
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like when you're doing
Fourier analysis,
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or using the
Schrodinger equation?
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Howard doesn't.
He's only an engineer.
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I was thinking,
we could write a little app
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that would use
handwriting recognition,
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and then run it through a
symbolic evaluation engine.
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You just use your smartphone,
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take a picture
of the equation and bam!
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You know what's a great app?
The one that makes fart noises.
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You know, Leonard,
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that's actually
a valid idea.
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Very good.
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Can you say that and not
make it sound like I'm a cat
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who learned
how to use the toilet?
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No.
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The two achievements
are equally surprising
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and equally admirable,
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though if pressed,
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I'd have to give
a slight edge to the cat.
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I'll save you the pain
and nervousness
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of waiting for the answer.
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I agree to be part of
your project. Congratulations.
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Oh, yay for me.
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What about you guys?
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I can't promise anything,
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but people do make money
off stuff like this.
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A few extra bucks
would be nice.
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I could finally move out
of my mother's house.
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Where would you go?
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I always dreamed about building
a little place of my own
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over the garage.
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You know, if I made more money,
I could take time off from work
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and give pretty girls
submarine rides.
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What's that?
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Some weird sex thing?
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No.
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You take pretty girls underwater
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in your private submarine,
and you show them fish.
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Why does everything
have to be dirty with you?
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I was thinking we could work
on this at night,
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and then maybe
in a couple of weeks,
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we'll have ourselves an app
to sell.
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Sounds like
we're in business.
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I think we should take a picture
to capture this moment.
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Yeah.
Oh!
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(passing gas)
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Was that the best 99 cents
I ever spent, or what?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x12 ♪
The Justice League Recombination
Original Air Date on January 6, 2011
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== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==
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I checked the
App Store.
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No one is doing
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handwriting-recognition
differential equation solving.
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Oh, dear Lord, shush.
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What?
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You have so few good ideas,
Leonard.
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And you're just going
to spill the beans
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in front of an outsider?
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Who, me?
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Sheldon, I don't think
Penny cares
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about handwriting-recognition
based differential...
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♪ The stars at night
are big and bright ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart
of Texas... ♪
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She's not going
to steal our idea.
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What idea?
We're gonna write an application...
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♪ The prairie sky
is wide and high ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart... ♪
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Okay, stop, stop!
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♪ Of Texas. ♪
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Whatever your secret is,
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I'm sure it's boring,
so I'm not interested.
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It's not boring at all.
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You see,
in higher order mathematics,
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there are certain sets
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of equations that...
Bored.
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Satisfied?
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Hardly.
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Consider this unlikely
but very plausible scenario.
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A young woman alone
in the big city.
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Her ridiculous dream
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of becoming an actress
lies shattered about her.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Well, hang on. Let's
see where he's going.
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Then it hits her.
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How is she going to survive?
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I mean, she has no prospects,
no marketable skills.
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And then one day,
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she meets a group of geniuses
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and their friend Howard.
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Hey, I...
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Hang on.
Let's see where he's going.
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She befriends them,
and then lies in wait
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until they reveal
a marketable idea,
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which she steals
and sells to the highest bidder.
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- That is ridiculous.
- Oh, is it?
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Let's see you come up
with an explanation
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as to why this woman hangs out
with us all the time.
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Oh, great. You know what?
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I've already mooched
dinner off you guys.
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I don't need to listen to this.
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There's your answer--
free food.
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(door closes)
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All right,
I've taken the liberty
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of drafting
these workflow charts
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which outline our various duties
and the path we will follow
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as we develop
our ground-breaking new app.
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Hey, why am I in charge
of phone support?
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Seems a bit racist.
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A customer service
representative
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with an Indian accent
will create the impression
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we're a vast enterprise that
uses overseas call centers.
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Oh.
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Very clever.
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But still racist.
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Duly noted, Steve
from Wichita.
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Why am I listed as your
executive assistant?
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Because the word "secretary"
has fallen into disrepute.
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FYI, my mother's
birthday is coming up.
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I'm going to need you
to pick up a present.
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Okay, we need
to stop for a minute.
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Leonard, please,
we can talk during our break.
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We have one coming up
at midnight.
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We'll need snacks.
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Sheldon, you're not in charge.
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It's my idea.
I'm in charge.
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Oh, of course you are.
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Look at the organizational
chart.
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You're clearly listed
as founder.
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Well, yes, and you're listed
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as Chief Executive Officer,
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Chief Financial Officer
and Chief Operating Officer.
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You missed
Chief Science Officer,
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Chairman of the Board, and Head
of the Secret Santa Committee.
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Okay.
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You need to get clear
on this right now.
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I am in charge of this project.
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Ooh. Leonard's going all
alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass...
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All right. All right,
I'm not going to argue with you.
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Sheldon Cooper is nothing
if not a team player.
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Dr. Hofstadter,
you have the conn.
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Thank you.
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I thought we might start
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by talking
about the user interface.
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Oh, dear Lord, we're doomed.
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So this button here
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will allow you
to scan a new equation,
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but over here,
you can press this,
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and just substitute new values
for the coefficients.
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Good one, boss.
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What?
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This diagram.
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I assume
you were opening with a joke.
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It certainly buoyed up
this employee's esprit de corps.
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It's not a joke.
It's the real design.
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In that case, may I offer
27 little tweaks
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to make it
slightly less embarrassing?
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Sheldon, I think
this will work.
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Let's just try it my way.
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
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I assumed that you wanted
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candid truth-telling
from your employees,
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but I realize now,
you want the mindless nattering
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of complacent
yes-men.
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Are you done?
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If you say so, boss.
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So right now,
this button-press event
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is just triggering
a dummy procedure call...
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How about this
for the app name?
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The Surprisingly
Helpful Equation-Linked
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Differential
Optimized Numerator.
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So it spells "Sheldon."
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Does it?
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A happy accident.
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We're not doing
names now. Howard?
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Like I was saying, right now
it's just a dummy procedure,
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but eventually,
it will drop us into...
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SHELDON:
All right, fine.
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If we're not going
to give it a name,
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can we at least give it
a secret code designation?
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- No.
- Hear me out.
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The atomic bomb
was The Manhattan Project.
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Windows 95 was originally
Project Chicago.
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For our app, I would humbly
suggest Project Nodlehs.
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That's just
"Sheldon" backwards.
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Another happy accident.
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We're not wasting time
with names right now.
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I see.
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Is that decision open
for discussion?
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No.
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Is the decision to not
discuss it open for discussion?
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No.
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HOWARD: Again,
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right now it's just
a dummy procedure,
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but eventually,
it will drop us into...
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I call for a vote
of no confidence
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and an immediate change
in leadership.
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Sheldon, stop it.
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When in the course of human
events, it becomes necessary
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to dissolve the bonds
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that tie three competent
scientists together...
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That's enough, Sheldon.
All right, let's get right to the vote.
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Show of hands--
all those opposed
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to Leonard
and his reign of tyranny.
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Okay, that's it, you're fired.
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Really?
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Why?
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Because you're impossible
to work with.
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I see.
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And is that open
for discussion?
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Good morning, shoemaker.
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I think you'll be pleased
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with what the elves were up to
last night.
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I fired you.
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Oh, I know. I'm now
an independent contractor.
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No, you are
now nothing.
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You have no connection
to this project whatsoever.
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But I made it better.
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I don't want it better.
I want it my way.
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Well, that speaks volumes,
doesn't it?
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All right, I suppose
I'll go put on my bus pants.
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What the hell are bus pants?
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They are pants one wears
over one's regular pants
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when one sits on bus seats
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that other people
have previously sat on.
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But perhaps
from your lofty heights
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atop the corporate ladder,
you've lost touch
258
00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,778
with the struggles
of the common man.
259
00:10:20,779 --> 00:10:23,648
Look, I'm still happy
to drive you to work.
260
00:10:23,649 --> 00:10:25,483
Nothing's changed
in that regard.
261
00:10:25,484 --> 00:10:28,453
We're still roommates,
we're still friends.
262
00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:30,889
Except you identified me,
your best friend,
263
00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:33,391
as a gangrenous limb
that needed to be severed
264
00:10:33,392 --> 00:10:35,009
from the organism
and tossed away.
265
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,962
The desperate act
of a little man
266
00:10:37,963 --> 00:10:40,431
with a big Napoleon complex.
267
00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:43,268
You know what?
268
00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:45,570
Go put on your bus pants.
269
00:10:51,189 --> 00:10:53,124
Mm. Last night,
I had a dream
270
00:10:53,138 --> 00:10:54,738
we got so rich from the app,
271
00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:57,141
you and I bought matching
side-by-side mansions.
272
00:10:57,142 --> 00:10:58,943
But...
273
00:10:58,944 --> 00:11:00,394
there was a secret tunnel
274
00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:03,481
connecting your front yard
to my back yard.
275
00:11:08,353 --> 00:11:09,920
What do you think that means?
276
00:11:11,289 --> 00:11:15,042
It means after we play handball,
I'm showering at home.
277
00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:20,264
Good morning, Friend Howard.
278
00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:21,565
Friend Raj.
279
00:11:21,566 --> 00:11:24,101
I see you gentlemen
are enjoying beverages.
280
00:11:24,102 --> 00:11:27,505
Perhaps they would taste better
out of these.
281
00:11:28,907 --> 00:11:30,841
"World's Greatest
Astrophysicist"?
282
00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:33,410
Don't thank me. You earned it.
283
00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:37,848
"Howard Wolowitz."
284
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:41,919
Why not
"World's Greatest Engineer"?
285
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,020
I'm sorry.
286
00:11:43,021 --> 00:11:44,755
I typed that
into the label maker,
287
00:11:44,756 --> 00:11:46,090
but I just couldn't press enter.
288
00:11:46,091 --> 00:11:48,275
Now down to business.
289
00:11:48,276 --> 00:11:51,462
What would it take for you
to abandon Leonard
290
00:11:51,463 --> 00:11:52,997
and join me in a rival company?
291
00:11:52,998 --> 00:11:55,166
Unless, of course,
the mugs are sufficient,
292
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,701
in which case, welcome aboard.
293
00:11:57,702 --> 00:11:59,870
We're not quitting on Leonard.
294
00:11:59,871 --> 00:12:02,706
I understand.
Your loyalty is admirable.
295
00:12:02,707 --> 00:12:06,343
But what if I were
to up the ante?
296
00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:08,512
What are you talking about?
297
00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:11,048
Monogrammed key chains
298
00:12:11,049 --> 00:12:13,851
with a built-in laser pointer.
299
00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:18,556
No?
300
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,442
How about can cozies
301
00:12:21,443 --> 00:12:25,062
emblazoned
with our university mascot?
302
00:12:25,063 --> 00:12:27,865
Go, Beavers.
303
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,901
I'll be back.
304
00:12:33,205 --> 00:12:35,739
Okay, let's try this one.
305
00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:39,977
"Spherical Hankel function."
306
00:12:39,978 --> 00:12:41,545
Hold on.
307
00:12:41,546 --> 00:12:42,713
That's it!
308
00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:43,914
Eureka!
309
00:12:43,915 --> 00:12:45,749
Hey, we agreed when
it was "Eureka" time,
310
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,751
we were all gonna
say it together.
311
00:12:47,752 --> 00:12:48,952
Fine.
312
00:12:48,953 --> 00:12:49,953
Let's say it together.
313
00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:51,989
No. The moment
has passed.
314
00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:54,692
Greetings, gentlemen.
315
00:12:54,693 --> 00:12:56,727
How goes your
little project?
316
00:12:56,728 --> 00:12:59,963
You mean,
"Project Lenwoloppali"?
317
00:12:59,964 --> 00:13:03,267
Ah, a combination
of all your names.
318
00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:04,351
Very clever.
319
00:13:04,352 --> 00:13:07,137
I assume "Koothranardowitz"
was taken?
320
00:13:08,707 --> 00:13:10,474
We're actually
scanning equations
321
00:13:10,475 --> 00:13:11,842
and getting good results.
322
00:13:11,843 --> 00:13:14,161
Oh, well then,
by all means, carry on.
323
00:13:14,162 --> 00:13:16,080
I wouldn't want
to impede your progress.
324
00:13:16,081 --> 00:13:18,582
Howard, did you solve
the install time problem yet?
325
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,117
No. It's a little tricky.
326
00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:22,086
I'm gonna try having it pick up
the libraries dyn...
327
00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:26,090
(theremin whirring)
328
00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:30,961
What are you doing?!
329
00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:34,765
Playing the theremin.
330
00:13:36,301 --> 00:13:39,536
No. I mean, what are you
doing with a theremin?
331
00:13:39,537 --> 00:13:42,072
Playing it.
332
00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:45,309
I've loved the theremin
from the first moment
333
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,444
I heard the original
Star Trek theme.
334
00:13:47,445 --> 00:13:48,912
And it's been killing me
335
00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,882
that it just sits in my closet,
gathering dust.
336
00:13:51,883 --> 00:13:54,818
(playing phrases from
Star Trek theme)
337
00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:08,165
Sheldon!
We're working here!
338
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,433
That's all right.
339
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:13,304
I can barely hear you
over my theremin.
340
00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:18,042
(theremin squeaks off)
341
00:14:18,843 --> 00:14:21,612
Well, that was a
little uncalled for.
342
00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:23,580
No, that was
completely called for.
343
00:14:23,581 --> 00:14:24,932
We need quiet.
344
00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,284
So, your project is more
important than mine?
345
00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:31,522
Well, seeing as your project
is to sabotage my project, yes.
346
00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:33,090
Don't beat around the bush,
Leonard.
347
00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:34,124
If you don't want me here,
348
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,059
just say the word,
and I'll leave.
349
00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:43,000
Could have beaten
around the bush a little.
350
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:49,907
(theremin plays)
♪ Nobody knows ♪
351
00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:52,876
♪ The trouble I've seen ♪
352
00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:58,382
♪ Nobody knows my sorrow ♪
353
00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:01,819
♪ Oh, oh, oh. ♪
354
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,454
What you doing?
355
00:15:03,455 --> 00:15:05,789
Trying to contact
your home planet?
356
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:08,359
I'm practicing my theremin.
357
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,227
Oh.
358
00:15:10,228 --> 00:15:12,796
♪ Nobody knows ♪
359
00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:15,566
♪ The trouble I've seen ♪
360
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:19,903
♪ Glory, hallelujah. ♪
361
00:15:21,642 --> 00:15:23,633
Something got you down,
there, Sheldon?
362
00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:26,276
Leonard kicked me out
of my own apartment.
363
00:15:26,277 --> 00:15:27,478
And his app team.
364
00:15:27,479 --> 00:15:29,613
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
365
00:15:29,614 --> 00:15:31,498
He wouldn't drive me
to work today.
366
00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:33,667
I had to wear
my bus pants.
367
00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:35,586
- Is that so?
- Yes.
368
00:15:35,587 --> 00:15:36,987
And they're
still sticky.
369
00:15:36,988 --> 00:15:38,155
Aw...
370
00:15:38,156 --> 00:15:40,257
Probably going to have
to throw them away.
371
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:42,359
(sad, squeaky note)
372
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,795
Hey, you don't need
Leonard and his app.
373
00:15:44,796 --> 00:15:46,063
You can make one with me.
374
00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:47,831
With you?
375
00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:49,400
(squeaky note plays)
376
00:15:49,401 --> 00:15:51,902
Seriously,
I have a great idea for one.
377
00:15:51,903 --> 00:15:54,438
Is it better than your idea
to move to Los Angeles
378
00:15:54,439 --> 00:15:56,140
and become a famous actress?
379
00:15:58,685 --> 00:15:59,286
Okay, look...
380
00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:01,181
when you see someone
wearing shoes you like,
381
00:16:01,182 --> 00:16:02,566
you just snap a picture of them,
382
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:04,101
and the app goes on the Internet
383
00:16:04,102 --> 00:16:05,635
to find out
where you can buy them.
384
00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:07,938
That's your app idea?
385
00:16:07,939 --> 00:16:08,872
Well, you don't like it?
386
00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:10,974
I didn't say that.
But no, I don't.
387
00:16:10,975 --> 00:16:13,510
Why not?
388
00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:15,012
Oh, Penny,
where do I begin?
389
00:16:15,013 --> 00:16:17,480
The simple-mindedness
of your idea
390
00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:21,084
is exceeded only by its
crass consumerism and banality.
391
00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:22,986
And Leonard didn't want
to work with you?
392
00:16:22,987 --> 00:16:24,621
Imagine that.
393
00:16:24,622 --> 00:16:26,423
I know, it's baffling.
394
00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:31,695
♪ Nobody knows ♪
395
00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:34,398
♪ The trouble I've seen... ♪
396
00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:36,500
Sheldon, I'm gonna
make some cocoa.
397
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,101
Do you want some?
398
00:16:38,102 --> 00:16:39,870
Do you make it
with milk or water?
399
00:16:39,871 --> 00:16:41,538
- Milk.
- Real cocoa?
400
00:16:41,539 --> 00:16:43,607
That's what it says
on the packet.
401
00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:45,809
Do you have
those little marshmallows?
402
00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:46,777
No, sorry.
403
00:16:46,778 --> 00:16:49,212
Well, I suppose
it's appropriate.
404
00:16:49,213 --> 00:16:50,314
What does that mean?
405
00:16:50,315 --> 00:16:54,117
A disappointing drink
for a disappointing day.
406
00:16:56,955 --> 00:16:58,221
Hey, look at this.
407
00:16:58,222 --> 00:17:00,257
20 people from the university
have already signed up
408
00:17:00,258 --> 00:17:01,758
for our private beta.
409
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,026
I'm telling you,
410
00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:05,095
the Lenwoloppali
Differential Equation Scanner
411
00:17:05,096 --> 00:17:07,965
meets a real need.
We've got a hit.
412
00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:09,433
What do you think we
should sell it for?
413
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:12,035
Well, based on the fact
that our potential market
414
00:17:12,036 --> 00:17:14,071
is about 70 or 80 guys,
415
00:17:14,072 --> 00:17:15,205
and you want a submarine,
416
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,040
I'd say about a
million dollars a pop.
417
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:20,344
Well, what if we put out a lite
version for half a million?
418
00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:22,145
You know,
get the word of mouth going.
419
00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:25,349
Hi. I'm sorry
to bother you guys,
420
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:27,150
but you've got to come
take your Sheldon back.
421
00:17:27,151 --> 00:17:28,952
What's he doing
in your apartment?
422
00:17:28,953 --> 00:17:31,388
Well, he was moping down in the
lobby, so I invited him over.
423
00:17:31,389 --> 00:17:32,656
Now I regret it.
424
00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:35,275
Why do you regret...
Uh, never mind, stupid question.
425
00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:37,661
Look, can't you just let him
play with you until bedtime?
426
00:17:37,662 --> 00:17:40,747
We're not playing.
427
00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:41,932
This is real work.
428
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:44,101
We're going to
be hundred-aires.
429
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:46,803
Okay. What if I got him
to apologize
430
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,171
and promise to behave?
431
00:17:51,442 --> 00:17:54,244
Then I guess we would
let him back on the app team,
432
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:56,546
and while we're doing that,
you could take an aerial tour
433
00:17:56,547 --> 00:17:59,716
of L.A. on your flying pig.
434
00:17:59,717 --> 00:18:01,852
Okay. Wait right here.
435
00:18:01,853 --> 00:18:03,120
(door closes)
436
00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:05,555
I'll tell you one thing.
If I get rich enough,
437
00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:08,759
that's the kind of girl I want
to take on a submarine ride.
438
00:18:09,694 --> 00:18:12,863
And yes, that time,
I meant it to be dirty.
439
00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:16,600
Really?
440
00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:18,235
Leonard wants me back?
441
00:18:18,236 --> 00:18:21,371
Oh, yes. He says they
are lost without you.
442
00:18:21,372 --> 00:18:25,042
Well, we sure saw that coming.
443
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:26,493
That's right.
444
00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:27,778
You know what
I'm going to do?
445
00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:31,281
I am going to sit here
and just let them stew.
446
00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:35,252
(playing sustained notes)
447
00:18:35,253 --> 00:18:36,253
No, no, no. You know,
448
00:18:36,254 --> 00:18:37,888
they have
suffered enough.
449
00:18:37,889 --> 00:18:40,357
Everybody's
suffered enough.
450
00:18:40,358 --> 00:18:43,527
The thing is, you're going
to have to offer him
451
00:18:43,528 --> 00:18:45,562
a face-saving
way out of this.
452
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:46,730
How?
453
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:47,931
Say you're sorry.
454
00:18:47,932 --> 00:18:49,566
Oh, no.
455
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:53,070
Mrs. Mary Cooper
didn't raise her no liars.
456
00:18:53,071 --> 00:18:56,173
Okay. Um...
457
00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:57,974
How about this? You know
how you're always trying
458
00:18:57,975 --> 00:18:59,176
to learn about sarcasm?
459
00:18:59,177 --> 00:19:00,944
No.
No?
460
00:19:00,945 --> 00:19:02,612
I was being sarcastic.
461
00:19:03,714 --> 00:19:05,949
Oh. Good for you.
462
00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:08,351
So all you have to do here
is say you're sorry to Leonard,
463
00:19:08,352 --> 00:19:10,087
but say it
sarcastically.
464
00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:12,289
Of course.
465
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:15,225
He will hear it as an attempt
to mend fences,
466
00:19:15,226 --> 00:19:17,594
as opposed
to the withering condemnation
467
00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:19,362
you and I will know it to be.
468
00:19:19,363 --> 00:19:21,882
Yeah. Yeah, that
was my plan.
469
00:19:21,883 --> 00:19:23,133
All right.
Come on. Let's go.
470
00:19:23,134 --> 00:19:24,667
Oh, by the way,
thank you
471
00:19:24,668 --> 00:19:26,536
for the delicious cocoa.
472
00:19:26,537 --> 00:19:27,537
Oh, you're welcome.
473
00:19:27,538 --> 00:19:29,339
Boy, I'm getting
good at this.
474
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:35,011
Okay, now that you're
back on the team,
475
00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:36,012
let's get you caught up.
476
00:19:36,013 --> 00:19:38,515
Before you begin,
let me say again
477
00:19:38,516 --> 00:19:41,585
how deeply sorry I am
for my earlier behavior
478
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:45,822
and how much I respect
and admire your leadership.
479
00:19:45,823 --> 00:19:49,626
Thank you.
480
00:19:53,731 --> 00:19:55,098
So as you can see,
481
00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:57,934
not only can you store
your favorite equations,
482
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,137
but you can forward them
to your friends
483
00:20:00,138 --> 00:20:03,440
or post them on Facebook
right from the app.
484
00:20:03,441 --> 00:20:05,509
Well, I must say,
I am impressed.
485
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:06,593
Thanks.
486
00:20:06,594 --> 00:20:08,845
You all have clearly put
in a lot of hard work.
487
00:20:08,846 --> 00:20:10,013
We have.
488
00:20:10,014 --> 00:20:11,248
As a result,
you have taken
489
00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:13,383
the most important step
on the road to success:
490
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:15,068
learning what not to do.
491
00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:16,886
Now, let's start fresh.
492
00:20:16,887 --> 00:20:19,489
Howard, we're going
to need some tea.
493
00:20:24,587 --> 00:20:27,222
Okay, these are Uggs.
494
00:20:27,223 --> 00:20:29,925
These are Crocs.
495
00:20:29,926 --> 00:20:32,294
These are knockoff
Manolo Blahniks.
496
00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:33,862
Bored.
497
00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:36,848
Look, you said it yourself,
we have to create a database
498
00:20:36,849 --> 00:20:38,967
before you can write
an alga-thingy.
499
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,368
Algorithm.
500
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,771
You see, Penny, Alan Turing
defined an algorithm...
501
00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:44,539
Bored.
502
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,540
Okay.
503
00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:47,342
These are Steve Maddens.
504
00:20:47,343 --> 00:20:49,244
These are Nine West.
505
00:20:49,245 --> 00:20:52,748
These are Target. Oh, but don't
they look like Chanel?
506
00:20:52,749 --> 00:20:53,949
These are
Michael Kors...
507
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,317
♪ Nobody knows... ♪
508
00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:58,819
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