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so if the photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it
and either slit is observed
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it will not go through both slits.
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If it's unobserved, it will.
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However,if it's observed after it's left
the plane but before it hits its target,
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it will not have gone though both slits.
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Agreed. What's your point?
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There's no point. I just think
it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
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Excuse me.
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Hang on.
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Uh,one across is "aegean. "
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Eight down is "nabokov. "
26 across is "mcm. "
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14 down is... move your finger...
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"phylum" which makes 14
across "port-au-prince"
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see,"papa doc's capitol
idea," that's "port-au-prince. "
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Haiti.
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- Can I help you?
- Yes.
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Um... is this the high-iq sperm bank?
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If you have to ask, maybe
you shouldn't be here.
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I think this is the place.
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- Fill these out.
- Thank you.
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We'll be right back.
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Oh,take your time. I'll just
finish my crossword puzzle.
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Oh,wait.
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Leonard,I don't think I can do this.
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What,are you kidding?
You're a semi-pro.
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No. We are committing genetic fraud.
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There's no guarantee that our sperm is going
to generate high-iq offspring. Think about that.
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I have a sister with the same basic
dna mix who hostesses at fuddruckers.
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Sheldon,this was your idea.
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A little extra money to get fractional
t-1 bandwith in the apartment.
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I know, and I do yearn
for faster downloads.
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But there's some poor woman who's
gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
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What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't
know if he should use an integral or a differential
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to solve the area under a curve?
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I'm sure she'll still love him.
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I wouldn'T.
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Well,what do you want to do?
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- I want to leave.
- Okay.
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What's the protocol for leaving?
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I don't know- I've never reneged
on a proffer of sperm before.
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Let's try just walking out.
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Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye. Nice meeting you.
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Are you still made about the sperm bank?
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No.
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You want to hear an
interesting thing about stairs?
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Not really.
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If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip
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I don't care.
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Two millimeters? That doesn't seem right.
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No,it's true. I did a series
of experiments when I was 12.
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My father broke his clavicle.
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Is that why they sent
you to boarding school?
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No. That was a result of my
work with lasers.
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- new neighbor?
- Evidently.
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Significant improvement
over the old neighbor.
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200-pound transvestite with
a skin condition? Yes,she is.
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- Oh,hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi?
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We don't mean to interrupt.
We live across the hall.
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Oh,that's nice.
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Oh,no,uh,we don't live together.
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I mean,we live together,
but in separate,
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heterosexual bedrooms.
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Oh. Okay,well,guess I'm
your new neighbor. Penny.
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Oh. Leonard. Sheldon.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi. Hi. Hi.
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Well,uh... oh,uh,welcome
to the building.
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Oh,thank you. Maybe we
can have coffee sometime.
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- Oh,great.
- Great.
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- Great.
- Great.
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- Well,uh,bye.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Should we have invited her for lunch?
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No. We're gonna start season
two of battlestar galactica.
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We already watched the season two dvds.
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Not with commentary.
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I think we should be good neighbors and
invite her over, make her feel welcome.
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We never invited
louie-slash-louise over.
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Well... and that was wrong of us.
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We need to widen our circle.
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I have a very wide circle.
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I have 212 friends on myspace.
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Yes,and you've never met one of them.
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That's the beauty of it.
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I'm gonna invite her over.
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We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
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Chat? We don't chat.
At least not offline.
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Well,it's not difficult. You
just listen to what she says
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and then you say something
appropriate in response.
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To what end?
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Hi. Again.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Anyway,um... we brought
home indian food.
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And,um...
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I know that moving can be stressful,
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and,and,I find that when
I'm undergoing stress,
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that good food and company
can have a comforting effect.
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Also, curry is a natural laxative,
and I don't have to tell you,
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that,you know,a clean colon is
just one less thing to worry about.
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Leonard,I'm no expert here, but I believe
in the context of a luncheon invitation,
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you might want to skip the
reference to bowel movements.
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Oh,you're inviting me over to eat?
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Uh... yes.
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Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.
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Great.
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So,what do you guys
do for fun around here?
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Well,today we tried
masturbating for money.
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Our whole universe was
in a hot,dense state
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then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... wait!
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The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool,
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Neanderthals developed tools
We built the wall
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We built the pyramids
Math, Science, History
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Unraveling the mystery
That all started
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With a Big Bang!
Bang!
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- =www. ydy. com/bbs=-
proudly presents
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SYNC: cflily
- =www. ydy. com/bbs=-
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THE BIG BANG THEORY
Season 01 Episode 01
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Make yourself at home.
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Okay. Thank you.
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You're very welcome.
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This looks like some serious
stuff. Leonard,did you do this?
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Actually, that's my work.
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Wow.
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Yeah. Well, it's just some quantum mechanics with
a little string theory doodling around the edges.
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That part there, that's just a joke.
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It's a spoof of the
born-oppenheimer approximation.
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So you're like one of those
beautiful mind genius guys.
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Yeah.
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This is really impressive.
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I have a board. If you like
boards, this is my board.
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Holy smokes.
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If by "holy smokes" you mean a derivative
restatement of the kind of stuff
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you can find scribbled on the
wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
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- What?
- Come on.
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Who hasn't seen this differential
below "here I sit, broken-hearted"?
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At least I didn't have to invent 26
dimensions just to make the mathouome ct.
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I didn't invent them. They're there.
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In what universe?
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In all of them-
that is the point.
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Uh... do you guys mind if I start?
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Um... penny...
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That's where I sit.
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So, sit next to me.
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No... I sit there.
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- What's the difference?
- What's the difference?
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Here we go.
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In the winter, that seat is close
enough to the radiator to remain warm
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and yet not so close as to
cause perspiration. In the summer,
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it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze
created by opening windows there and there
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it faces the television at an
angle that is neither direct,
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thus discouraging conversation,
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nor so far wide as to
create a parallax distortion.
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I could go on, but I
think I've made my point.
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Do you want me to move?
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- Well...
- Just sit somewhere else.
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Fine.
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Sheldon, sit!
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Ah.
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Well,this is nice.
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We don't have a lot of company over.
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That's not true - Koothrappali and
Wolowitz come over all the time.
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Yes, I know, but...
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tuesday night we played klingon
boggle till 1:00 in the morning.
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Yeah,I remember.
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I resent you saying
we don't have company.
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- I'm sorry.
- That has negative social implications.
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I said I'm sorry!
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So... Klingon boggle?
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Yeah. It's like regular
boggle, but... in Klingon.
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That's probably enough about
us. So, tell us about you.
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Um... me? Okay.
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I'm a sagittarius, which probably tells
you way more than you need to know.
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Yes. It tells us that you participate
in the mass cultural delusion
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that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily
defined constellations at the time of your birth
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somehow affects your personality.
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Participate in the what?
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I think what sheldon's trying to say is that
sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.
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Oh, yeah. A lot of people
think I'm a water sign.
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Okay,let's see, what else.
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Oh,I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish.
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And the occasional steak. I love steak!
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Well, that's interesting.
Leonard can't process corn.
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Well...uh... do you have some sort of a job?
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Oh, yeah. I'm a waitress
at the cheesecake factory.
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Oh... I love cheesecake.
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You're lactose-intolerant.
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I don't eat it- I just
think it's a good idea.
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Oh. Anyways, I'm also
writing a screenplay.
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It's about this sensitive girl who
comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska,
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to be an actress and winds up a
waitress at the cheesecake factory.
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So, it's based on your life.
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No, I'm from Omaha.
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Well, if that was movie,
I would go see it.
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I know, right?
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Okay, let's see, what else... um...
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'guess that's about it.
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That's the story of penny.
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Well, it sounds wonderful.
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It was.
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Until I fell in love with
a jerk!
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What's happening?
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God,you know, four
years I lived with him.
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Four years- that's like
as long as high school.
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It took you four years to
get through high school?
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It just... I can't
believe I trusted him.
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Should I say something? I feel
like I should say something.
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You? No,you'll only make it worse.
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You want to know the most pathetic part?
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Even though I hate his lying,
cheating guts...
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I still love him.
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Is that crazy?
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Yes.
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No,it's not crazy.
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It's uh... uh... it's a paradox.
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Paradoxes are part of nature.
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Think about light. If you look
at huygens, light is a wave,
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as confirmed by the double
- slit experiments,
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but then along comes albert einstein and
discovers that light behaves like particles,too.
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Well,I didn't make it worse.
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I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.
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On top of everything else, I'm all gross from
moving and my stupid shower doesn't even work.
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Our shower works.
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Really? Would it be
totally weird if I used it?
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Yes.
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- No.
- No?
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- No.
- No.
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It's right down the hall.
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Thanks. You guys are
really sweet.
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well,this is an interesting development.
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How so?
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It has been some time since we've had a
woman take her clothes off in our apartment.
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That's not true. Remember at thanksgiving my
grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?
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Point taken. It has been some time since
we've had a woman take her clothes off,
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after which we didn't
want to rip our eyes out.
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The worst part was watching
her carve that turkey.
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So what exactly are you
trying to accomplish here?
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Excuse me?
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That woman in there is not
going to have sex with you.
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Well,I'm not trying
to have sex with her.
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Oh,good. Then you won't be disappointed.
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What makes you think she
wouldn't have sex with me?
245
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I'm a male and she's a female.
246
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Yes,but not of the same species.
247
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,590
I'm not going to engage
in hypotheticals here.
248
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I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
249
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,730
Oh,of course.
250
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:20,600
That's not to say that if a carnal relationship
were to develop that I wouldn't participate.
251
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,660
However briefly.
252
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,740
Do you think this possibility
will be helped or hindered
253
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:31,100
when she discovers your luke
skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?
254
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,490
It's darth vader shampoo.
255
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,150
luke skywalker's the conditioner.
256
00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,560
Wait till you see this.
257
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,250
It's fantastic, unbelievable.
258
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,220
See what?
259
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,740
It's a stephen hawking
lecture from mit in 1974.
260
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:50,930
This isn't a good time.
261
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:54,810
It's before he became a
creepy computer voice. Leonard:
262
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,900
That's great. You guys have to go.
263
00:13:58,900 --> 00:13:59,720
Why?
264
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,800
It's just not a good time.
265
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,010
Leonard has a lady over.
266
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,670
Yeah,right- your
grandmother back in town?
267
00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,840
No. And she's not a lady.
268
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,670
She's just a new neighbor.
269
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:14,480
Hang on,there really is a lady here?
270
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,240
Uh-huh.
271
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,060
And you want us out because
you're anticipating coitus?
272
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,540
I'm not anticipating coitus.
273
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:21,810
So she's available for coitus?
274
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:24,310
Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?
275
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,020
Technically,that would
be "coitus interruptus. "
276
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:31,000
Hey,is there a trick to getting
it to switch from tub to shower...?
277
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,180
Oh,hi. Sorry. Hello.
278
00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:38,600
Enchant? mademoiselle.
279
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,680
Howard wolowitz caltech
department of applied physics.
280
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,940
You may be familiar
with some of my work.
281
00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:49,830
It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon
taking high-resolution digital photographs.
282
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,970
Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.
283
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:56,010
Come on,I'll show you
the trick with the shower.
284
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,200
Bonne douche.
285
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,710
I'M... I'm sorry?
286
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,730
It's french for "good shower. "
287
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:04,550
It's a sentiment I can
express in six languages.
288
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,950
Save it for your blog,howard.
289
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,030
ϸöÍ´¿¿ìÔè
290
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,710
all right, there it goes.
It sticks. I'm sorry.
291
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,500
Okay,thanks.
292
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,430
Reyou' welcome. Oh,you're just
going to step right... okay,I'll...
293
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,760
- hey,leonard...
- the hair products are sheldon'S.
294
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,190
Okay.
295
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,800
Um,can I ask you a favor?
296
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,420
A favor?
297
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:33,320
Sure,you can ask me a favor.
I would do you a favor for you.
298
00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:36,070
It's okay if you say no.
299
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:38,330
Oh,I'll probably say yes.
300
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:42,160
It's just not the kind of thing
you ask a guy you just met.
301
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,630
Wow.
302
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:52,060
I really think we should examine
the chain of causality here.
303
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:52,890
Must we?
304
00:15:52,890 --> 00:15:55,760
Event a- a beautiful woman
stands naked in our shower.
305
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,480
Event b- we drive halfway across
town to retrieve a television set
306
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,350
from the aforementioned
woman's ex-boyfriend.
307
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:06,650
Query- on what plane of existence is there
even a semi-rational link between these events?
308
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,450
She asked me to do her a favor,sheldon.
309
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:13,160
Ah,yes. Well,that may be the
proximal cause of our journey,
310
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:17,760
but we both know it only exists in
contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.
311
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,690
Which is?
312
00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,740
You think with your penis.
313
00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,180
That's a biological impossibility.
314
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:24,530
And you didn't have to come.
315
00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:29,650
Oh,right,yes,I could have stayed behind and watch
wolowitz try to hit on penny in russian, arabic and farsi.
316
00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,520
Why can't she get her own tv?
317
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,430
Come on,you know how
it is with breakups.
318
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:36,850
No,I don'T... and neither do you.
319
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:39,420
I broke up with joyce kim.
320
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:43,010
You did not break up with joyce
kim. She defected to north korea.
321
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:45,560
To mend her broken heart.
322
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,980
This situation is much less complicated.
323
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:55,290
There's some kind of dispute between penny and
her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the tv.
324
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,660
She just wanted to avoid
having a scene with him.
325
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,420
So we get to have a scene with him?
326
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:02,020
No,sheldon,there's not
going to be a scene.
327
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,950
There's two of us and one of him.
328
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,410
Leonard,the two of us
can't even carry a tv.
329
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,770
So,you guys work with leonard
and sheldon at the university?
330
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:20,020
Um,I'm sorry. Do you speak english?
331
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,810
Oh,he speaks english.
Hecaust jn't speak to women.
332
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,520
Really? Why?
333
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,550
He's kind of a nerd.
334
00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:31,930
Juice box?
335
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,740
I'll do the talking. Man:
336
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,630
Yeah?
337
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,680
Uh,hi,I'm leonard, this is sheldon.
338
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,310
- Hello.
- Let'S...
339
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,630
uh,we're here to pick up penny's tv.
340
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,590
Get lost.
341
00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,050
Okay,thanks for you time.
342
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,290
We're not going to
give up just like that.
343
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,760
Leonard,the tv's in the building.
344
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,760
We have been denied access to
the building- ergo,we are done.
345
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,190
Excuse me.
346
00:17:57,190 --> 00:18:01,060
If I were to give up on the first little hitch I
never would have been able to identify the fingerprints
347
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:04,110
of string theory in the
aftermath of the big bang.
348
00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:07,480
My apologies. What's your plan?
349
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:24,160
It's just a privilege to
watch your mind at work.
350
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:27,830
Come on,we have a combined iq of 360.
351
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,870
We should be able
352
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,290
what do you think their combined iq is?
353
00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,300
Just grab the door!
354
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:41,860
This is it.
355
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,020
I'll do the talking.
356
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,500
Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle.
357
00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:55,020
Yeah?
358
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,170
I'm leonard, this is sheldon.
359
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,620
From the intercom.
360
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:02,010
How the hell did you
get in the building?
361
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,710
Uh... we're scientists.
362
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,630
Tell him about our iq.
363
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:23,500
- Leonard...
- what?
364
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,700
My mom bought me those pants.
365
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,930
I'm sorry.
366
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,890
You're going to have to call her.
367
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,740
Sheldon,I am so sorry I
dragged you through this.
368
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,820
It's okay. It wasn't my first
pantsing and it won't be my last.
369
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,930
And you were right about my motives.
370
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:46,630
I was hoping to establish a relationship
with penny that might have someday led to sex.
371
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,640
Well,you got me out of my pants.
372
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,480
Anyway,I've learned my lesson.
373
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,430
She's out of my league,
I'm done with her.
374
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:59,840
Got my work,one day I'll win the
nobel prize and then I'll die alone.
375
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,890
Don't think like that.
You're not going to die alone.
376
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,560
Thank you,sheldon. You're a good friend.
377
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,720
And you're certainly not
going to win a nobel prize.
378
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:14,500
This is one of my favorite
places to kick back after a quest.
379
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,510
They have a great house ale.
380
00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:17,750
Wow,a cool tiger.
381
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,180
Yeah,I've had him since level ten.
382
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,140
His name is buttons.
383
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:27,990
Anyway,if you had your own game character
we could hang out, maybe go on a quest.
384
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,930
Sounds interesting.
385
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,200
So you'll think about it?
386
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,180
Oh,I don't think I'll be able
to stop thinking about it.
387
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,680
Smooth.
388
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,360
We're home.
389
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,580
Oh,my god,what happened?
390
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:49,240
Well,your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and
I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.
391
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,840
I'm so sorry.
392
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,120
I really thought if you guys went
instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass.
393
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,170
No,it was a valid hypothesis.
394
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:59,180
That was a valid...?
What is happening to you?
395
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:03,210
Really... thank you so
much for going and trying.
396
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:06,020
You're so terrific.
397
00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:08,510
Really.
398
00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:12,210
Why don't you get some clothes on, I'll
get my purse, and dinner is on me,okay?
399
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:13,830
- Really? Great.
- Thank you.
400
00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:22,150
You're not done with her,are you?
401
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:26,120
Are babies will be smart and beautiful.
402
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:31,000
Not to mention imaginary.
403
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:38,030
- *with you,penny?
- Sure.
404
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,100
We can't have thai food-
we had indian for lunch.
405
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,000
So?
406
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,590
They're both curry-based cuisines.
407
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:43,510
So?
408
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,560
It would be gastronomically redundant.
409
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,640
I can see we're going to have to
spell out everything for this girl.
410
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,960
Any ideas,raj?
411
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,900
Uh,turn left on lake street
and head up to colorado.
412
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,720
I know a wonderful little
sushi bar that has karaoke.
413
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,750
That sounds like fun.
414
00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:06,110
Baby,baby,don't get hooked on me
415
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:12,530
oh,baby,baby,don't get hooked on me...
416
00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:15,610
I don't know what your odds
are in the world as a whole,
417
00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:17,800
but as far as the
population of this car goes,
418
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,870
you're a veritable mack daddy.
419
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