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no,see,the liquid-metal termators were created in the future by skynet,
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and skynet was developed by miles dyson,
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but that future no longer exists due to dyson's death in terminator 2.
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Okay,then riddle me this:
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Assuming all the good terminators were originally evil terminators created by skynet
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but then reprogrammed by the future john connor,why would skynet,
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an artificial computer intelligence,
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bother to create a petite,hot,17-year-old killer robot?
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Skynet is kinky?
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I don't know.
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artifici intelligences do not have teen fetishes.
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All right.Wait! They use it to.
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too late.I win.
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what the hell is that?
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I don't know,but if cats could sing.
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they'd hate it,too.
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hey,guys!
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Where you going?
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What?
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We just had to mail some letters and.
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throw away some chicken.
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You'll never guess what just happened.
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Oh,I give up.
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I don't guess.
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As a scientist,I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation.
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although as I'm saying this,
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it occurs to me you may have been employing a rhetorical device rendering my response moot.
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What was that?
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Believe it or not,personal growth.
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What happened?
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All right,remember when i auditioned for that workshop production of rent,
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but I didn't get it and I couldn't figure out why.
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I have a conclusion based on an observ ion.
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No,you don'T.
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No,he doesn'T.
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Well,the girl they picked to play mimi--
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she dropped out,and they asked me to replace her.
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Congratulations.
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What a lucky break.
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It's not that big a deal,just a one-night showcase,
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but they invite a lot of casting people and agents.
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So,you never know.
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I think I know.
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No,you don'T.
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He doesn'T.
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It's this friday night at 8:00.
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You guys want to come?
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No.
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Because.
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friday we are attending a symposium on molecular positronium.
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I think that's a week from tuesday,at 6:00.
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No,it's this friday.
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At 8 80.
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Oh,too bad.
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Well,I gotta get to rehearsal.
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See you guys.
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you just lied to penny.
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Yes,I did.
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And you did it so casually-- no rapid breathing,
no increase in perspiration.
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so?
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So,lack of a physiological response while lying is characteristic of a violent sociopath.
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Sheldon,are you worried about your safety?
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No,I imagine if you were going to kill me,
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you'd have done it a long time ago.
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That's very true.
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TBBT Season 1 Episode 10
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Leonard?
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What?
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I need to speak to you.
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It's 2:00 in the morning!
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It's important.
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I highly doubt that.
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Go away.
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Are you still out there?
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Yes.
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What?
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You're right; it can wait until morning.
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What,what,what,what,what?
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Never mind.
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I clearly woke you up in the middle of a rem cycle.
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You're in no state of mind to talk.
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Sheldon,what is it?
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I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to penny.
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What was i supposed to say?
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You could have told her the truth.
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That would have hurt her feelings.
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Is that a relevant factor?
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Yes.
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Then I suppose you could've agreed to go.
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And what would i have said afterwards?
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I would suggest something to the effect of:
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Singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you,
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and if you disagree,I'd recommend you have a cat scan to look for a tumor
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pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain.
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I couldn't say that.I would have to say,
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"you wererterrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again.
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Why?
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That's the social protocol.
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It's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.
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I was not aware of that.
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Well,now you are.
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Leonard?
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Yes?
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When we played chess earlier,you were terrific,
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and I can't wait to play you again.
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Good night.
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leonard?
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this would be so much easier if i were a violent sociopath.
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What?
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I was analyzing our lie,and I believe we're in danger of penny seeing through the ruse.
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How?
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***If she were to log onto www.Socalphysixsgroup.Org /activities/other,
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click on "epcoming events," scroll down to "seminars,"
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download the pdf schedule,and look for the seminar on molecular positronium,
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well then,bippity,boppity,boo--
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our pants are metaororally on fire.
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Well,sir,my trousers will not be igniting today.
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Penny?
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Good morning.
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Do you have any idea what time it is?
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Of course I do.
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My watch is linked to the atomic clock in boulder,colorado.
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It's accurate to one-tenth of a second.
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But as I'm saying this,it occurs to me that,once again,
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your question may have been rhetorical.
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What do you want?
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Remember how leonard told you we couldn't come to your performance
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because we were attending a symposium on molecular positronium?
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I remember "symposium."
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Yes.
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he lied.
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Wait.What?
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He lied,and I'm feeling very uncomfortable about it.
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Well,imagine how I'm feeling.
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Hungry?
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Tired?
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I'm sorry,this really isn't mytrong g it.
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You told her I lied?
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Why would you tell her I lied?
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To help you.
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I'm sorry,I'm not seeing the help.
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She was going to see through your lie eventually,
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so I told her that you were lying to protect me.
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I'm getting a bad feeling.
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Hunger?
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Indigestion?
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I'm sorry,I'm really not very good at this.
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Anyway,penny now believes that,on friday night,
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we're going to participate in my cousin leopold's drug intervention.
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Your cousin leopold.
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Who most people call leo,but he also answers to lee.
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Remember that.It's important.
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What's important?
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Details,leonard-- the success or failure of
our deceitful enterprise turns on details.
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Do you have a cousin leopold?
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No.I made him up.
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I think you'd call him lee.
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I don't get it.I already told her a lie.
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Why replace it with a different lie?
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Well,first of all,your lie was laughably transparent,
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where mine is exquisitely convoluted.
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While you were sleeping,I was weaving an un-unravelable web.
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Un-unravelable?
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Yes.
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If she googles "leopold houston," she'll find a facebook page,
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an online blog depicting his descent into drug use
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and a desperate yet hopeful listing on eharmony.Com.
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Okay,why would i go to a drug intervention for your cousin?
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Because it's in long beach,and I don't drive.
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We're going to long beach?
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No,of course not.
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There's no cousin leo.
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There's no interntntn.
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Focus,leonard.
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Aw,come on.
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We just leave the house on friday night and we return in the wee hours,emotionally wrung out,
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from the work of convincing leo to go back into rehab.
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He goes back into rehab?
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Yes,but,he can relapse if penny ever invites us to hear her sing again.
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You still told her I lied.
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For a noble purpose-- to spare me the social
embarrassment of having a drug-addled first cousin--
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which I'm assuming is embarrassing,yes?
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How am I supposed to member all of this?
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Oh,that's the best part.
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You don't have to.
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See,I told penny that you would be embarrassed if you knew that she found out that you had lied,
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so she's agreed to operate as if the original lie is still in force.
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So she's expecting me to lie about going to a symposium in pasadena,
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when,in actuality,we're pretending to go to a drug intervention in long beach.
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Un-unravelable.
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Oh,hey,penny.Wow,look at you,all ready for your showcase.
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You look great.
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Thanks.
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I just wanted to come by and wish you guys luck
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with your.symposium.
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Well,thank you.
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You know,I got to tell you,a lot of friends would let their friend go alone,
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but that's not who you are.
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You are thf kind oe guy who stands by a friend when.
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when he has a symposium to go to.
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I don't know what to say.
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It's okay,leonard.
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Oh,okay,all right,good.
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Oh,boy,group hug.
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So,what's up?
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Well,penny is on her way to perform in a one-night showcase production of rent,
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which we are unable to attend,
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because we're going to a symposium on molecular positronium given by dr.Emil farmanfarmian.
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Wait a minute-- farmanfarmian is speaking
and you're bogarting the symposium?
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Howard,I'm sorr.
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no,no,you're quark-blocking us.
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I dot know what to say.
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Howard,listen.
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no,it's okay.It's your millennium falcon.
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You and chewbacca do whatever you want to do.
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Me and princess leia here will find some other way to spend the evening.
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Howard,wait.
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sheldon,I think we should tell them.
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Okay,sure.
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I don't see a problem with that.
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There's no symposium.
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Leonard lied to me.
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Isn't that right,leonard?
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Well.
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I don't know what to say!
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It's okay; I do.
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Look,leonard is helping sheldon through a family crisis.
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He made up the whole story about the symposium with dr.Farman.
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farmian.
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good for you.
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because he didn't want sheldon to be embarrassed.
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And there is nothing to be embarrassed about,okay?
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Every family in america has a relative holed up in a garage somewhere huffing paint thinner.
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No,I'm lost,too.
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I think she skipped a step.
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No,look.
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Sheldon's cousin leo escaped rehab,and he's in a motel 8 in long beach.
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The whole family's going out for an intervention.
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Leonard is driving sheldon down there to help him through this,because he's such a good man.
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Oh,another hug? Thank you.
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All right,you guys,good luck.
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Thanks,penny.
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Oh-- break a leg.
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Break a leg.
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So,road trip to long beach.
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No.We're not going to long beach.
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Why not?
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Because sheldon doesn't have a drug-addicted cousin leopold.
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Oh,too bad.
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I've always wanted to go to long beach.
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It's a very nice community.
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The queen ry is docked there.
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Once the largest ocean line tr inhe world,
it's now a hotel and restaurant,
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where they host a surprisingly
gripping murder mystery dinner.
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- Sounds fun.Shotgun!
- I'm game.
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No,no,no.
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Leonard gets nauseous unless he sits in front,and even then,it's iffy.
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Wait,are we.really going to long beach?
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Leonard?
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Let it go,sldld.
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The murderer was the first mate whether it makes sense to you or not.
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No,that's the least of our worries.
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I've been doing some research on addiction--
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both the biochemical and behavioral aspects--
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and I think there's a problem with the
current version of our lie.
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What are you talking about?
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It's fine-- she bought it; it's over.
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Sadly,it's not.
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Substance abuse is a lifelong struggle,but beyond that,
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I have realized that the leo I described would not have agreed to go to rehab.
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Whwhnot? T?
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Because leo's a middle child.
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There is no leo!
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How can you say that?
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You didn't read the bio,did you?
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He's not just a middle child,he is the quintessential middle child--
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from a broken home,to boot.
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Psychologically speaking,the attention he gets by rebelling,
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even to the point of self-destruction,
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is more emotionally valuable than the help he would get at rehab.
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I've got a solution.
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Great.What is it?
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Get out!
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Fine.
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I've hesitated to point this out,
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but I must now remind you that we are in our current predicament
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because of your initial and totally inadequate deceit.
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I'm just trying to clean up after your mess.
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We'll talk in the morning.
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Morning.
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Who are you?
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I am sheldon's cousin leo.
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Sheldon does not have a cousin leo.
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Au contraire.
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I'm 26 years old.
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I'm originally from.
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denton,texas,but I was a navy brat,
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so I was brought up on a variety of military bases around the world.
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As a result,I've often felt like an outsider--
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never really fitting in,
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which is probably the reason for my substance abu proroem.
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Excuse me,we just went over this.
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As the quintessential middle child,
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your addiction is rooted in your unmet need for attention.
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Oh,sheldon,are we really going to go with pop psychology?
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For your information,this is all based on solid research.
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Just stick with the character profile I wrote for you.
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Sheldon?
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I'm sorry.
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Leonard,this is toby loobenfeld.
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He's a research assistant in the particle physics lab,
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but he also minored in theater at mit.
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It was more of a double major,actually.
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Theater and physics.
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You can guess which one my bourgeois parents pushed me toward.
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Yeah,I got it.
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Sheldon.
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why?
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You see,while leo would not have gone into rehab,
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it is completely plausible
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that we would have talked him into
leaving the motel and coming home with us.
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sheldon,how about this as my motivation--
when I was 14 years old,
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I was abused in the philippines by a clubfooted navy chaplain.
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No.We're going with middle child
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and a genetic predisposition to inadequate serotonin production.
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Swell.How do I play genetic predisposition
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subtextually,of course.
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just have fun with it.
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Morning,penny.
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How did the intervention go?
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Unfortunately,we weren't able to convince him to go to rehab.
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Well,based on what you told me,I am not surprised.
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But we did convince him to leave the motel.
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Come say hello.
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Leo.
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This is penny,our friend and neighbor.
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Hi,leo.
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How are you feeling?
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Let me ask you something,penny.
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Have you ever woken up in a fleabag motel covered in your own vomit,
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next to a transsexual prostitute?
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No.
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Then don't ask me how I'm feeling.
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Well,that's leo.
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why don't you tell me about your showcase last night.
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It was okay,I guess.
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It wasn't a big turnout,but they both really seemed to like it.
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There were only two people there?
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By the end,yeah.
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Damn you,chaplain harrigan!
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I'M.I'm sorry?
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The philippines.
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1992.
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The subic bay naval station.
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A young boy on the cusp of manhood.
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His only companions,mongrel dogs and malarial mosquitoes.
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Desperate and alone,he reached out to a man who promised to introduce him to a merciful,
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loving god,but who instead introduced him to a gin-pickled tongue shoved down his adolescent throat.
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What choice did he have but to drink,shoot and snort his pain away?
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Don't forget his genetic predisposition towards addiction.
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That's never been proven.
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There have been studies.
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Not double-blind studies.
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How could there be a double-blind study?
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Who would be the control group?
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As you can see,detoxing can get pretty ugly.
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Let's give them some privacy.
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Hey,do you want to come over to my place,have coffee?
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Oh,sounds good.
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I have a video of me singing last night.
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Do you want to see it?
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gee,why wouldn't I?
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This is even better than you coming to the showcase,
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because now I get to watch you watch me.
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Yeah.
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funny how things work out.
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But he loved the companionship and the wisdom that his own father failed to provide.
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Your parents made the right decision.
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I cannot work like this.
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this is amazing.
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Just sitting on a couch watching tv with a woman.
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Not being drunk or,or high or wondering if you're a dude down there.
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Leo,you are a very sweet,really funny guy.
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You're going to do okay.
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One day at a time,penny.
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One day at a time.
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How long is he going to stay here?
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He's a homeless drug addict,leonard.
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Where is he going to go?
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Boy,you have a lot to learn about lying.
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