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I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.

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Well, you're the doctor, but I am constantly

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hearing this annoying sound.

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Me, too.

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Is it a high-frequency whistle?

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No, it's more of a relentless,

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narcissistic drone.

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Yup, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.

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Then it must be a tumor.

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I Seriously doubt it.

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Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection

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from all those childhood toilet swirlies.

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Is that possible?
I used to get those all the time.

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Even in church.

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Well, you know, if it is from a swirly,
there something I can do.

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Okay, circle, circle, dot, dot,

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now you have a cootie shot!

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I'm going to bed

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Okay, I'll be right in.

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It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even

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the correct procedure for a cootie shot.

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Do you understand that Stephanie's not here

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to treat your imaginary ailments?

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How is it imaginary that I keep hearing

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an octave above Middle C?

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Is that imaginary?

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I don't think so.

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Good night.

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Leonard,there's one more thing.

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Under Article One, Section Three of our Roommate Agreement,

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I'm calling an emergency meeting.

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No, you're not.

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Leonard moves the meeting not occur.

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Is there a second? None heard, the motion fails.

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I'd like to begin the meeting by congratulating you

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on the progress in your relationship with Dr. Stephanie.

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Thank you.

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That being said, we have to discuss

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the implementation of the agreed upon "cohabitation" rider

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which has been activated now that

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the two of you are living together.

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We're not living together.

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I beg to disagree

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"A girlfriend shall be deemed

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quote living with un-quote Leonard

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when she has stayed over for A: ten consecutive nights,

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or B:  more than nine nights in three week period,

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or C: all the weekends of a given month

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plus three weeknights.

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That's absurd.

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You initialed it. See? L.H., L.H., L.H.

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Wait, I only initialed it

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because I never thought it would happen!

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I initialed another clause

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naming you my sidekick in case I get superpowers.

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Hmm, yes, you did.

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Now, to review the following provisions are hereby activated:

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In the refrigerator, as opposed to us having

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two separate shelves and one communal shelf,

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the three of us now get individual shelves

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and the door becomes communal.

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Next, apartment vacuuming shall be

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increased from two to three times a week

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to accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells.

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Third,the bathroom schedule. Now, I'm given to understand

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women have different needs, so, we'll have to discuss that.

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I'm going to bed.

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At least take this with you.

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Look, and have Stephanie initial here, here, here, here...

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and... here.

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This states that she does not now

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nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.

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Sure it sounds like a tumor

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pressing on the auditory nerve.

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No, absolutely not.

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It's not a big deal.

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We have latex gloves.

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I don't care what the symptoms are,

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my girlfriend is not going to give you a prostate exam.

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Hi, Sheldon.

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Good morning, Dr. Stephanie.

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I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night.

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Sheldon, we don't ask questions like that.

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I heard you ask it over and over.

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How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?

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He did very nicely.

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See? She's not offended.

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And now you finally have an answer.

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Out of coffee. Need coffee.

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Oh, hello.

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Hi! Stephanie, right?

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Uh-huh. And-And- And you are?

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Penny, I live across the hall.

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I've heard a lot about you.

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Really? Mm-hmm.

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I haven't heard a thing about you.

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Leonard?

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Why haven't I heard a thing

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about this woman who lives across the hall

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and comes into your apartment in the morning...in her underwear?

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She's heard about you because we're, you know,

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involved and you haven't heard about her because...

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I never slept with her, I swear!

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In Leonard's defense, it wasn't for lack of trying.

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Thank you, Sheldon.

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You're welcome, Leonard.

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Look, I'm just saying, um...

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Penny is one of our many neighbors, you know,

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and in our building,

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neighbors come and go, it's very casual, no dress code.

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In fact, some mornings I'll just mosey down to the third floor

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in my pajamas and have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.

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Really?

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I have never once been invited

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to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.

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She doesn't like you.

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You have a gall bladder to remove and I have

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to get in the shower and Penny has clothes to put on, so...

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Well, it was very nice meeting you.

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Nice to finally meet you, too.

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And I'll see you tonight?

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Okay, bye-bye.

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What could I possibly have done

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to offend Mrs. Vartabedian?

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So, that's Stephanie, huh?

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Why do I feel like I'm the one that just got the prostate exam?

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You know, she seems very nice.

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Oh, she is. She's terrific.

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And she's proving to be a valuable roommate.

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Roommate? You guys are living together?

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Like hippies.

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We're not living together.

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Do I have to pull out the paperwork again?

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We're not living together.

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Are you sure?

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How could I not be sure?

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Well, let's find out.

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Don't you think if a woman was living with me

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I'd be the first one to know about it?

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Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.

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Hmm, cute dresses.

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I bet this looks great on you!

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We're not living together.

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Okay, hmm...

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Scented candles, fuzzy slippers,

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Ooh! Floral bed sheets?

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We're not living together.

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Okay, moving on.

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Now, who are these guys at Disney World?

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Uh, the big dog is Goofy,

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but the older couple with the mouse ears , I have no idea.

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We're not living together!

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You're going to go down swinging, huh?

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All right, well, we got your body lotion,

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your InStyle Magazine, your jewelry box.

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We're not--

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Where's my Bat Signal?

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You have a Bat Signal?

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I did. It was right here.

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She must've-- 
Oh, my God, we're living together.

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Really? What was your first clue?

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New pants?

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Yeah, Sthanie got them for me.

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Nice. Cotton?

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Actually, I think it's more of wool, fire ant blend.

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So, the girlfriend's buying clothes for you, huh?

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Sounds serious.

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It is actually.

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In fact, I gave it a lot of thought

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and I decided it was time for us to live together.

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Ba Oh, Leonard, huge mistake.

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There's a whole buffet of women out there and you're just

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standing in the corner eating the same deviled egg

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over and over again.

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At least I have an egg. What do you have?

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A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.

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See the blonde over there?

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I can hit on her and you can't.

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So, go hit on her.

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She's not my type.

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Too bad, 'cause she was checking you out before.

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She was?

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Of course not. Look at her.

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I don't care what you guys think.

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Stephanie and I are very happy living together.

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I will give either of you 20 dollars, right now

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to trade pants with me.

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Sheldon, what are you doing here?

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Hang on.

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130 over 80. A little high.

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We can attribute that to the stress

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of sneaking past the security desk.

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Where did you get the stethoscope

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and the blood pressure cuff?

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My aunt Marion gave them to me for my 12th birthday.

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She thought if I failed at theoretical physics

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that I should have a trade to fall back on.

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And by the way, the blood pressure cuff

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is called a sphygmomanometer.

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Thank you.

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Didn't they teach you that in medical school?

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I'm kinda busy here, Sheldon.

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I understand.

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All I need is for you to authorize these tests.

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A cardiac stress test, a full body MRI,

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anlectromyogram, a CBC, baseline glucose.

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Upper GI?

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Oh, and an exploratory laparoscopy.

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Last time I had hiccups, it felt like my diaphragm

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was just going through the motions.

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Go home, Sheldon.

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Can I at least have the upper GI?

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I already drank the barium!

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Oh, good. Do you have any fabric softener?

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Yeah, sure.

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What are you washing? A crocodile?

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No, the pants that Stephanie got me.

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Oh, sweetie, you can't machinwash these.

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They'll be ruined.

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-Are you sure? -Absolutely.

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Oh, no. I wish you'd told me that sooner.

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Are you guys having problems?

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No, everything's fine.

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Really?

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Yeah. It's wonderful.

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Okay, maybe this whole living together

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happened kind of suddenly, but it's fine, it's great.

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Okay, Leonard, honey, you know,

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if you're uncomfortable with the way things are going,

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you're allowed to say something.

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Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.

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Believe me, your feelings are just as important as hers.

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No that doesn't sound right either.

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Just tell her you need the relationship to move

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at a pace that you both are comfortable with.

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Yeah, I could say something like that to her.

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I'll go do that.

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Thank you.

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Sure.

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You have a really good grasp on this.

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Maybe you could talk to her?

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You're kidding, right?

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No, but that's okay.

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I'll go talk to her.

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Want to come with?

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Go!

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Oh, no.

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Whaa??

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You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed.

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I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

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I knew it!

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What do I do?!

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You're going to need to stop talking immediately.

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For how-- Dut-dut-dut.

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Immediately.

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Hey. Oh, hi, honey.

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Sheldon.

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What's going on?

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I just performed a "Sheldonectomy."

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Careful, if you don't get it all, it'll only come back worse.

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Gotcha.

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Listen, we need to talk.

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Do we need to talk or "do we need to talk"?

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I don't know what that means.

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Okay, why don't you just tell me

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what it is you have to tell me?

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Okay, um, well, look, it's just that...

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things between you and me have been going pretty quick.

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And...?

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It's just a little scary.

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Well, yeah, but scary good, right?

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Sure...

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When is scary not good?

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But... okay, um, I have feelings, right?

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Okay, and it's perfectly okay

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to express those feelings, right?

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Of course honey why don't you tell me

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what it is you're feeling?

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Okay, well, I ju... I think it's important to remember

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that we move at a pace that is our speed

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and-- Oh, shoot, I had it!

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Okay, how about this?

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How about I tell you what I'm feeling?

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What's that?

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Really? Right now?

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Why not?

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I just ate, aren't you supposed to wait an hour?

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I think that's for swimming.

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Oh, okay.

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I just hope I don't get cramps.

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Oh, I put your clothes in the dryer.

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Thank you.

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-Your pants are ruined. -Good.

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So, how did the talk with Stephanie go?

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Well, um, on one level, really, really well.

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So, you told her you wanted to slow things down?

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Not specifically,

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but, uh, I did tell her that I had feelings.

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Good, good. And then what?

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And then, uh, the subject got changed somehow.

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You had sex, didn't you?

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Um... little bit.

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What?

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Nothing.

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Okay, well, it sounds like things are going to work out.

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Yeah, it's all good.

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Everything's going to work out.

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One way or another.

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come on, Leonard,

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You are entitled to try and make

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things go the way you want them to.

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-Really? -Yes!

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You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants.

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What?

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Nothing. Just... rethinking my whole life.

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Okay, here's the thing.

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I'm afraid that if I ask her to move out, she'll just dump me.

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Well, it's a chance you have to take.

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I mean, look, if it's meant to be, it'll be.

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Very comforting.

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Okay, so what do I say to her?

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I don't know.

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I mean, what have women said to you

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when they wanted to slow a relationship down?

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I really like you,

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but I want to see how things go with Mark?

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Yeah, that'll slow it down.

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I'm sorry, I totally interrupted you.

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What were you saying?

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Oh, right, yeah, um...

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So, Stephanie, here's the thing.

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I really like you.

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Oh, God, here comes the speech.

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What speech?

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"I really like you,

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"but maybe we should spend a little less time together

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"'cause I need my space

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but I'll call you on Tuesday"

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and then you never call me

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so I call you,but you don't call me back

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and then when I run into you at the coffee shop,

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you pretend like you've been having problems

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with your voice mail and I know that you're lying,

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but I pretend like I don't care

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even though I'm dying inside!

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No!

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No, no! I wasn't going to say any of that.

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I was just going to say...

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I really like you.

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Oh, good!

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'Cause I really like you, too.

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Terrific.

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Hey.

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- Hey.- Hey.

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nice sweater.

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Yeah, Stephanie got it for me. It's kind of fun.

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It's got a big bird on it, dude.

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Yeah, yeah, that's the fun part.

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We're also getting new curtains for my bedroom,

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and a dust ruffle, and a duvet,

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and I don't even know what a duvet is,

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but I'm pretty sure if I did I wouldn't want one,

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but every time I talk to her about moving out,

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she cries and we have sex.

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You're lucky. With me, it's usually the other way around.

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You know, if you can't talk to her,

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why don't you just text her?

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Isn't that kind of cowardly?

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Oh, yeah. It's beyond contemptible.

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It's true,

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but on the other hand you are wearing a bird sweater.

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Sold.

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"I think it would be better for our relationship

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if you moved back to your place."

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There. It's done.

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Good for you.

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Yeah, good for me. I'll never have sex again.

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I was wrong.See ya.

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Penny.

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Penny.

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Penny.

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Sheldon?

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COMPUTER: I have an inflamed larynx.

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Okay?

385
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COMPUTER: We're out of herbal tea. Do you have any?

386
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Okay, let me check.

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COMPUTER: Some hiney would be nice, too.

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Hiney?

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COMPUTER: Honey.