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The problem appears to be unsolvable.

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Maybe we could run some
computer simulations.

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There are too many variables.
It would take forever.

4
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We've got to be missing something.

5
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Let's start again.

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The movie is playing here at 7:20, here
at 7:40, here at 8:10 and here at 8:45.

7
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- These theaters have to be eliminated.
- Why?

8
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They're state-of-the-art digital
projection, 20-channel surround sound.

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Yes, but they have no Icee machines.

10
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Despite my aggressive
letter-writing campaign, I might add.

11
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What about the multiplex
here? The seats are terrific.

12
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They have Twizzlers
instead of Red Vines.

13
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No amount of lumbar support
can compensate for that.

14
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Well, it's gonna take
at least an hour to eat,

15
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and I don't see a Sheldon-approved restaurant
proximate to a Sheldon-approved theater.

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- We could eat after the movie.
- Unacceptable.

17
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The delay would result in tomorrow
morning's bowel movement occurring at work.

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Hang on, hang on.
There's a 7-Eleven here.

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We smuggle Srpies, which are
essentially Icees, in under our coats,

20
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after having a pleasant meal
either here, here or here.

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I don't see how we missed that.

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Excuse me, in what
universe are Slurpies Icees?

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That's how we missed it.

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Sheldon, would you be prepared,
on a non-precedential basis,

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to create an emergency ad
hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency?

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Oh, Leonard, you know I can't do that.

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Okay, I guess we only have one option.

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Yep, I don't see any way around it.

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- Bye, Sheldon.
- See ya.

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Stay loose.

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They're right, it was the only option.

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Ooh, ooh, shut the door, shut the door.

33
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- Why?
- Just do it!

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- Get inside and shut the door.
- Well, you didn't specify.

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Is Leonard around?

36
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He went to the movies without me.

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It was the only option.

38
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I'm sorry, I don't understand
which social situation this is.

39
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Could you give me some
guidance as to how to proceed?

40
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The building manager's showing an apartment
downstairs, and I haven't paid my rent.

41
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Oh, I see.

42
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Penny, I'm not sure I'm comfortable harboring a
fugitive from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation.

43
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It's no big deal.I'm just
a little behind on my bills

44
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because they cut back my hours at
the restaurant and my car broke down.

45
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If you recall, I pointed out the "check
engine" light to you several months ago.

46
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The "check engine" light is
fine. It's still blinking away.

47
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It's the stupid engine
that stopped working.

48
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It cost me like $1,200 to fix it.

49
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You know, it occurs to me you could solve
all your problems by obtaining more money.

50
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Yes, it occurs to me, too.

51
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Hang on a moment.

52
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Here. Take some. Pay
me back when you can.

53
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Wow, you got a lot of money in there.

54
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That's why it's guarded by snakes.

55
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- Take some.
- Don't be silly.

56
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I'm never silly.

57
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- Here.
- No, I can't.

58
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Don't you need money?

59
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- Well, yeah, but...
- This is money I'm not using.

60
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But what if you need it?

61
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My expenses account for 46.
9% of my after-tax income.

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The rest is divvied up between
a small savings account,

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this deceptive container
of peanut brittle

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and the hollowed-out buttocks
of a superhero action figure

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who shall remain nameless
for his own protection.

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Or her own protection.

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- Take some.
- Really? I mean, are you sure?

68
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I see no large upcoming expenditures
unless they develop an affordable technology

69
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to fuse my skeleton with
adamantium like Wolverine.

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Are th working on that?

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I sincerely hope so.

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Okay. Well, thank you.

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Oh, no, I can't.

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Sheldon honey, I don't want
things to be weird between us.

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Won't it also be weird if I have to say
hello to you every morning on my way to work

76
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and you're living in a refrigerator box
and washing your hair with rain water?

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I'll pay you back as soon as I can.

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Of course you will.

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It's impossible to pay me
back sooner than you can.

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Assuming you subscribe to a linear
understanding of time and causality.

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I'm regretting this already.

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You know, I've given
the matter some thought,

83
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and I think I'd be willing to be a house
pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.

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Interesting.

85
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Ask me why.

86
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Do I have to?

87
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Of course. That's how you
move a conversation forward.

88
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Why?

89
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The learning opportunities
would be abundant.

90
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Additionally, I like
having my belly scratched.

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Hey, Penny. How was work?

92
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Grt. I hope I'm a waitress at the
Cheesecake Factory for my whole life.

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Was that sarcasm?

94
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No.

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Was that sarcasm?

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Yes.

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- Was that
sar-- - Stop it!

98
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Penny, you appear to
have a package here.

99
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Oh, thanks. This must
be the beret I ordered.

100
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A couple of months ago.
It was back-ordered.

101
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Did you know the beret is an example of piece of
women's fashion adapted from male military uniforms?

102
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Another fascinating
example is the epaulet.

103
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He's not lying. He does
find that fascinating.

104
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Okay, whatever.

105
00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:05,860
It's not like I'm running up and down
the streets just buying myself berets.

106
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I bought one, like, a month
ago, and it was back-ordered.

107
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Look, it finally arrived, all right?

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- All right.
- Oh, my God, would you just get off my case?

109
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Weird.

110
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Oh, good, that was an unusual
interaction. I wasn't sure.

111
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Did you guys have an argument?

112
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No.

113
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Well, you clearly did
something to aggravate her.

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I'm at a loss.

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If you like, you can review my
daily log of social interactions

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and see if there's a
blunder I overlooked.

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Here you go.

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Oh, you owe me another two dollars.
The price of moo shu pork went up.

119
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It's getting tougher and
tougher to be a bad Jew.

120
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Here you go, Penny.
Shrimp with lobster sauce.

121
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Thank you, Leonard. What's my share?

122
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Don't worry about it. It's my treat.

123
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- No, really, how much?
- It's... hatever. $10, $11.

124
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Well, which is it, $10 or $11?

125
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14.50 But it's no biggie.

126
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You'll get the next one.

127
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What?

128
00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:12,620
He was just wondering if he wo
skintight jeans and a tank top

129
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if he'd get his shrimp lo mein for free.

130
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What are you saying?

131
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That I'm using my body to get dinner?

132
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That I'm some kind of
Chinese food prostitute?

133
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Yeah, Raj, what are you saying?

134
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'Cause let me tell you something, buddy.

135
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I pay my own way in this world, okay?

136
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I don't rely on anybody!

137
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What was that about?

138
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He has a nervous bladder
when he's stressed out.

139
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Kind of like a puppy.

140
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Here, Leonard--
$10, $11, $12...

141
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It was $14. 50, but it's okay.

142
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Oh, good. Dinner's here.

143
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Yes, dinner's here, and I'm having
some. I'm having takeout food.

144
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,350
- Okay.
- You're damn right it's okay.

145
00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,660
I've been having leftovers at
the restaurant for like four days,

146
00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,470
and I wanted something
different. So sue me.

147
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:11,220
Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the
very definition of a frivolous lawsuit.

148
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,150
Sheldon, look, I will pay
you back as soon as I can.

149
00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,470
You just have to give me more time.

150
00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,200
Oh, wait, you lent her money?

151
00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:18,660
She needed money.

152
00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:21,840
You seem under pressure. Did I
not lend you a sufficient amount?

153
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Because I n give you more.

154
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Oh, you know, you would just
love that, wouldn't you? Yeah.

155
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You would just love to open
up your little snake can

156
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and throw some money at the
girl who can't pay her bills.

157
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Where are you going?

158
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Going home, where I won't be
interrogated like a criminal.

159
00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:49,260
I forgot my fortune cookie.

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In case either of you
have larceny in your heart,

161
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you should know that I've moved
my money out of the snake can.

162
00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:05,850
But if you're ever short, there's always
a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.

163
00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:18,920
A little mood lighting, huh?

164
00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:20,810
Yeah.When I didn't pay my bill,

165
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:24,880
the Department of Water and Power
thought I would enjoy the ambience.

166
00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:28,680
Yeah, they're very considerate that way.

167
00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,510
I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent.

168
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:34,010
Then I had like $14 left over.

169
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,090
$14, huh?

170
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,450
Put it back in your pocket, or I'll
find some other place to put it.

171
00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:44,370
Back in the pocket it goes.

172
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:48,040
Look, you do understd that Sheldon really
doesn't care when he gets the money back.

173
00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:52,970
It's actually one of the few idiosyncrasies that
doesn't make you want to, you know, kill him.

174
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,150
Yeah, well, that's not
really my big problem.

175
00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:59,590
So you're a little behind on your bills.
Everybody gets behind on their bills.

176
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Yeah, I know, it's just...
this wasn't the plan.

177
00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:04,280
It wasn't supposed to go this way.

178
00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:06,540
Well, what was the plan?

179
00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:10,330
Um, waitress for six months
and then become a movie star.

180
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,460
Was there a plan B?

181
00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:16,570
TV star.

182
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,860
It's probably not as bad as
you think. Let's take a look.

183
00:11:20,870 --> 00:11:23,700
Maybe we can find some corners to cut.

184
00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:25,140
Oh, here's something.

185
00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:28,660
If you don't have electricity,
then you probably don't need cable.

186
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,740
Just a suggestion.

187
00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:37,350
$170 dollars for acting classes?

188
00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:39,200
Oh, no, I can't give
up my acting classes.

189
00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:41,380
I'm a professional actress.

190
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,310
You've had an acting
job where you got paid?

191
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:47,790
That is not the
definition of professional.

192
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:54,310
Actually, it kind of...
Let's keep looking.

193
00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:01,070
Whoa, what's $1,800 to the Los
Angeles County Superior Court?

194
00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,890
Oh, that's nothing.

195
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:08,780
Nothing? It sounds like you got caught
speeding going 4,000 miles an hour.

196
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,190
Well, remember Kurt?

197
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,420
Your ex-boyfriend?

198
00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:16,520
Yeah. He got arrested for
taking a whiz on a cop car.

199
00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:18,550
- What?
- He was drunk.

200
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,790
I would hope so.

201
00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:23,470
Anyway, he had a bunch of outstanding
tickets and a bench warrant,

202
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,420
so I, you know, I paid his fines.

203
00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:27,560
Did he pay you back?

204
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,310
No, but he will.

205
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:32,620
And that's based on the inherent
credit-worthiness of people

206
00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:36,000
who get drunk and urinate
on police vehicles?

207
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:39,640
Leonard, I'm not gonna call
up Kurt and ask him for money.

208
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:42,490
Well... what are you gonna do?

209
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,730
I don't know, but I may have
to find a cheaper place to live.

210
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,080
Oh, no...

211
00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:51,430
Oh, you don't want to do that.

212
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,200
Why not?

213
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,190
Moving is a big deal.

214
00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:59,170
You have to go to the
supermarket and get boxes,

215
00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:03,820
and if they're not clean, then your books
smell like melons, and it's just, like...

216
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,560
Why don't you just get
a roommate a stay here?

217
00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,100
Well, do you know anybody?

218
00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:13,350
Well, I'm sure the guy living with
Sheldon wouldn't mind moving in with you.

219
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,530
Oh, Leonard, honey, if we
started living together,

220
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:21,720
I wouldn't be able to
keep my hands off you.

221
00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:26,260
Really?

222
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:30,200
And you thought my acting
lessons were a waste of money.

223
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,250
This moo shu pork's burning
a hole through my duodenum.

224
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:47,810
Leviticus 11:3: "Only that which parteth the hoof
and cheweth the cud among the beasts shall ye eat."

225
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:55,230
Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita
every time you scarf down a Whopper?

226
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:00,580
Hey, what's going on?

227
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:03,660
We're on a quest through the Valley
of Fire to acquire the sacred crown.

228
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,480
You want the Valley of
Fire? It's right here.

229
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,260
Hey, you guys want to
go on a real live quest?

230
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:13,330
Outside? I just made cocoa.

231
00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:16,780
- Come on. It'll be fun.
- What is it?

232
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,080
Do you guys remember
Penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt?

233
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,320
Yeah, that's him.

234
00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:28,280
It tur out he owes Penny a lot of
money, and I'm gonna go get it from him.

235
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,090
Who's with me?

236
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:36,090
Ooh, double sixes.

237
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,490
Really? You're just
gonna let me go by myself?

238
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,960
Oh, cool, I got a sword.

239
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I could use some help.

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Here.

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You guys are unbelievable.

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You play a game to simulate adventure,

243
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but when there's real adventure out there
in the real world, you just wimp out.

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Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited
this gentleman, we returned home without pants?

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- I do.
- Are you sure?

246
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Because your proposal
suggests that you don't.

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- I'm not afraid of him.
- All right. Leonard fairly calls the question:

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Who is in favor of abandoning our game and
confronting Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend

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in a suicidal mission to
extract money from him?

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Say hi to Kurt for us.

251
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Excuse me.

252
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When Frodo left the Shire to
take the one ring to Mordor,

253
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didn't Samwise, Pippin
d Merry go with him?

254
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,670
- They did.
- Well?

255
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They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.

256
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:38,580
Plus, no one stole their pants.

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Fine. Enjoy your little game.
I'll make this quest on my own.

258
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Leonard, wait.

259
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Take a jacket. It's shpritzing a little.

260
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You guys suck.

261
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Come on, please? He's so big.

262
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Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?

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Yes. Koothrappali's going to
wet himself, I'm gonna throw up,

264
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:07,020
Sheldon's gonna run away,
and you're going to die.

265
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Shall we synchronize our watches?

266
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Guys, there are four
of us and one of him.

267
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Which means his triumph
will be even larger.

268
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Minstrels will write songs about him.

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00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,010
Okay, how about this?
I'll do the talking.

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You just stand behind me
and try to look formidable.

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I should've peed before we left.

272
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,210
Yeah?

273
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- Hi, Kurt.
- Lenny, right?

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I don't really go by
Lenny, but that's okay.

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Um, you remember
Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

276
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No. What do you want?

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You don't remember me? How
could he not remember me?

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Sheldon, not now.

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I remember him.

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00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:01,400
Okay, here it is.Penny's
in kind of a financial jam,

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and the money that you owe her would
go a long way to solving her problems.

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And she sent you to get it from me?

283
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,600
No, no, she's too proud
to ask for the money.

284
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I, on the other hand, feel
you should honor your debt.

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You do?

286
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,650
Feel is a kind of a...
it's a strong word.

287
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,010
Um, I just think it would be
a nice gesture on your part.

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She'll get it when she gets it.

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00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,320
Well, there you go. Problem solved.

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A successful quest. Now let's go find
a gas station with a clean bathroom.

291
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,990
No, the problem isn't
soed. He just ew uoff.

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********

293
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Come on, Leonard, let'go

294
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NoYou can leave if you want
to. I'gonna see this through.

295
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:55,630
Okay.

296
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I guess, technically, that was my fault.

297
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:12,780
I'm not leaving here
without Penny's money.

298
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,820
What happened to your backup?

299
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:18,180
I don't need backup.

300
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I have right on my side.

301
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And I'm wearing cargo
shorts under my pants.

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Congratulations.

303
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,790
You may not have
succeeded in getting cash,

304
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but you did secure a formal
acknowledgment of the debt.

305
00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:45,910
Maybe we should have
your head notarized.

306
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,510
If anybody cares, I still have to pee.

307
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,740
- Is Sheldon here?
- Yeah. Hang on. Sheldon!

308
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,780
Nice hat.

309
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:07,550
It's kind of a fashionable
look these days.

310
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:11,050
Maybe if you're working on a tuna boat.

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00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,430
Hello, Penny.

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Sheldon, here is your money. Thank
you very much. It helped a lot.

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00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,430
Sarcasm?

314
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,080
No.

315
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,700
Darn. I can't seem to
get the hang of that.

316
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:27,380
Hey, I know it's none of my business,
but where did the money come from?

317
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:31,580
Well, I cut back my expenses like you said and
picked up a few more hours at the restaurant,

318
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:37,130
but the biggest thing was, out of the blue,
Kurt shows up and gives me the money he owes me.

319
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:41,300
Really? Did he say why?

320
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:46,700
Yes, he said he was feeling guilty
and wanted to do what was right.

321
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:50,880
That's it?

322
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:57,110
Did he give any reason as to why
he came to this moral epiphany?

323
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:01,100
Nope. I just think he's really changed.

324
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:06,190
We're having dinner tomorrow night,
and I get to wear my new beret.

325
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:08,390
Bye, guys.

326
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,840
Bye.

327
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:17,600
Well done, Leonard.

328
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,050
The true hero doesn't seek adulation.

329
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:25,290
He fights for right and justice
simply because it's his nature.

330
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:30,730
Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend
and I have indelible ink on my forehead!

331
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:35,380
That's your badge of honor--
your warrior's wound, if you will.

332
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:37,150
I was wrong.

333
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,290
Minstrels will write songs about you.

334
00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:43,920
Great.

335
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,250
* There once was a
brave lad named Leonard *

336
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,100
* With a -fi
fiddle dee-dee *

337
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,110
* He faced a fearsome giant *

338
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:56,840
* While Raj just wanted to pee.*