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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com

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Jen, have a listen to this?

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Moss, have you
seen the newsletter?

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Does this sound mysterious?

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Yeah, yeah, it's quite mysterious.

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I was hoping for ruddy mysterious.

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It's fairly mysterious.

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Compiling a playlist for a
role-playing game I'm hosting.

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Important to get the right atmos.

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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Kind of a Dungeons
and Dragons thing.

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Ew, is this something
to do with sex?

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Ha! Far from it, Jen.

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No, you see, in role-playing,
one person is a dungeon master,

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or game master, or keeper.

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He or she controls the world

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and tells the players
what they're experiencing,

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whether battling a coal monster,

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or kicking back in a smelly old
tavern with some roguish elves.

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Played over a few hours,

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it uses dice rolls to determine
the outcome of events.

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Unlike most board games
you might be familiar with,

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role-playing games often
use a 20-sided dice.

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- Moss?
- Yeah.

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I want to stop listening to this.

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I completely understand.

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So, in the world
we actually live in,

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a post has opened up
for Entertainments Manager.

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I could do that. That sounds great.
Better than whatever this job is.

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Entertainments Manager.

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It's not for you, Jen.

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What? Organising cultural events

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and visiting business partners,
that is so me.

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It's not though.
It'sreallynot for you.

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Oh, what am I talking to you for?
Where's Roy?

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Not in yet.

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Is he still moping about
after that girl?

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Worse than ever.
Thank God he can't play guitar.

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Have you seen the pictures?

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Pictures? There's more than one?

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Yeah, there's a buttload.

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And she's Photoshopped
out of all of them.

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Yeah, it's like someone
broke up with Stalin.

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It's such a shame.

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I've never seen him happier
than the last few months. And now...

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Oh, hi, Roy!

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Hi, Roy.

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It's okay, you're obviously
talking about me.

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No, no...

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It's fine.

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I realise I haven't been the
easiest person to be around

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the last few weeks.

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But I really feel like I've
turned the corner now. I really do.

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So if we can all just
carry on as normal...

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My God, oh, my God!

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I feel like I've come out
the other side of it now.

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So, everything's going to be OK
from here on in...

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My heart hurts!

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You do seem better than yesterday.

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But Roy, you've got
to snap out of this.

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I know, I know.

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Some things just don't work out.

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I know you're not used to being
in a long-term relationship.

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It's really rare for me.

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It'ssorare.

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But take it from me,
most of them just don't work out.

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She's right, Roy.

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And how would you know?

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I do all right.

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When?

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Well, if you must know,
I met a girl on holiday.

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They're always on holiday,
aren't they, Moss?

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Oh, shut up, Dumpo,
the elephant who got dumped!

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Hey, hey!

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Well...

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No, it's okay. I'm all right.

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I mean, I'm still a bit...

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She never said goodbye,
so I just kind of...

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It still just hurts just a little
bit whenever I think about her.

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So. I guess all I have to do is just
never think about her. Simples!

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Oh, she used to love that ad.

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It's not for you, Jen.

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What, why not?

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Entertainments Manager?
Do you know what that involves?

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From what I can gather
it's organising cultural events

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for out-of-town business partners.

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That's right. Yes, yes.

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It's not for you.

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It won't interfere with my duties
in the IT department.

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And I love culture. I've seen
We Will Rock You four times.

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Eurgh...

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Well, Jen, I'd love to help you,

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but traditionally the role
of Entertainments Manager

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has always been held by a man.

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Mr. Reynholm,
I don't need to remind you

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of the report
that denounced Reynholm Industries

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as an institutionally sexist
organisation.

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Now, you hold on a minute,
sugar tits!

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Everyone saw through that report.

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I even got that award
off those feminists.

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The one shaped like
the ice-cream fellow.

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That's a Shithead Of The Year award.

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It actually says it on the base,
"Shithead Of The Year."

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Did you not read the base?

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Oh, God!

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Women, eh?

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What are they? Who knows?

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Don't do this.

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Can't live with them,
can't find them...sometimes.

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What's going on
in their little heads?

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Don't ask me, I'm not a flippin'
women psychiatrist.

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But I have learned one or two things
from conversations with my mother.

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No, no, Moss, please,

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don't go any further,
just stop right there.

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You're no good at this kind of thing,
Moss, you'll just make it worse.

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Sorry, it's just
I've never seen you like this.

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I know. But I'll be fine.

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I will. It's just...
You can't help with this.

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You just can't.

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I've got it. I've got the job.

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What?

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Douglas gave me the job
so I'd stop talking.

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Jen's Entertainments Manager.

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It's not for you, Jen.

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Why does everyone keep saying that?

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What happened to Gerry?

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Massive heart attack.

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I'm not surprised.

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Why are you not surprised?
Why is it not for me?

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Gerry was the... He was the
company Fredo. You're the new Fredo.

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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Fredo, from the Godfather.

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Who's Fredo again? Who's he in it?

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He's the brother, whose job it is to
take out-of-town businessmen and...

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Show them a good time, yeah,
that's what I have to do.

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I was thinking West End show...

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No, no, Jen, I don't
think you understand.

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These men are going to expect
a lot more than a West End show.

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Fredo, Jen, he was,

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he was sort of a pimp.

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Oh, shut up.

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Wasn't he, Moss?

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What?

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Fredo, in the film,
he was essentially a pimp.

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No, he took the ring to Mordor.

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Fredowasa pimp.

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No, no, that film was the '70s.

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Things are different now.

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Businessmen are different.

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Anyway, enough about our balls.

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Gentleman, I'd like you to meet Jen.

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No, no, no, Jen's
our new Entertainments Manager.

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But she's a woman, isn't she?

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Jen, I'd like you to meet
an old friend of mine, Phil.

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What are you up to, Reynholm?

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Don't you worry, Phil.

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Jen may look like an old maid
holding pennies in her arse,

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but she knows the sleaziest routes

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round this old town
I like to call Londinius.

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And I'm sure she's planned something
suitably raucous for you reprobates.

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Oh, yes, yes, I have tickets for
a wonderful show in the West End.

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As long as it
doesn't have subtitles.

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Subtitles, no.

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Woah, what's got subtitles?!

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This thing she's bringing us to.

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Subtitles? Oh, God!

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I can't read while I'm also
trying to see things.

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No, no, it's a show, it's a show.
There's no subtitles.

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I hate subtitles.

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What happened to Gerry?

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His heart exploded.

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Brilliant!

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No, he's quite seriously ill.

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That's classic Gerry.

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Gerry wouldn't have brought us
to something with subtitles.

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There's no subtitles, it's a show.

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Come on, Jen, what type of show?

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Well, yes, well it's very raunchy.

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Yes, I don't think
you'll be disappointed.

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Women in it?

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Women in it?
Yes, it's an all-woman show.

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It's very rude.

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An all-woman show?

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And it's rude.

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Eiffel Tower!

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I'm so sorry, I really
can't apologise enough.

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I've never been so
embarrassed in my life.

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That woman was in EastEnders,
how dare you humiliate her?!

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It's not our fault you took us
to The Vagina Monologues.

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You get there,
and it's justwomentalking.

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False advertising.

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Look, we're in town
for five more days,

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you better have
something proper for us to do.

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Next time you take us to something
about talking fannies,

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it better be about talking fannies.

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I know you had good reasons
for giving me this award.

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I should never have done
that interview.

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But that journalist had an agenda.

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There's more.
"Women are a kind of savage animal,

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"who men have civilised
with their insatiable sexuality."

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What don't you like about that?

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"Women are essentially no different
from radiators."

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"I like my women
like I like my toast, hot..."

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And consumable with butter.

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You don't have to remind me.

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I'm all too familiar
with my misguided words.

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Ladies, listen,
no-one can mistake me for Gok Wan.

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I've an old-fashioned mindset,
but damn it, at least I try.

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And Reynholm Industries is changing,
ladies, for the better.

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The glass ceiling
is now a glass floor.

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The women are floating above it,

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and the men are just looking up
at them.

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So, what do you want from us?

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Oh, please take that award back
and give it to somebody else.

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Mr. Reynholm, I really need
to talk to you about something.

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Ah, Jen, I'd like you to meet
some very special woman.

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Oh, no, no, no!

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What?

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Mr. Reynholm, I will not
work with prostitutes.

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No, no, no, these are feminists.

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Dress it up however youlike,

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they still sleep with men for money.

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but I don't charge
for these potatoes.

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And I don't like women who do.

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Don't listen to her!
The bitch is crazy.

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Douglas wants me
to see out the week.

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A whole week in the
company of those idiots.

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Culture's out, restaurants are out.

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Oh, God, this is a nightmare.

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Men, eh,

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what are they like? With their
bawdy talk and rough-housing,

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and their wandering hands,
and breath in the morning.

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I'd like to see them
have the babies.

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What are you getting at, Moss?

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Well, unless I'm very much mistaken,

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this seems to be a problem for
which you need the male perspective.

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Do you know any men?

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You want a good time, right?
One that walks on the wild side

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without compromising
your principles?

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Yeah, that's exactly what I want.

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Then you got it, baby!

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...which is why the game needs
a 20-sided dice.

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I've not understood a
word you've just said.

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What is it?
Some sort of computer game?

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In a sense, except it uses the
most powerful processor known to man.

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The human mind.

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But you're not playing.

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I'm not a player.
But I am playing.

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00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,819
He sort of
tells us what's happening.

250
00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,539
I will be your guide.

251
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:11,019
Through my words, you will
experience the land of Elfenheart.

252
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:14,619
From the mighty mountains that
border the Goblin Wastelands.

253
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:18,619
To the sewers that run like a spider
web through the city of Jandor.

254
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,379
I, gentlemen, will be your eyes.

255
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:33,739
I will be everyone you meet,
every creature you encounter,

256
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:37,339
every trap you spring.

257
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:41,339
What about him? What's this business
with the face like a slapped arse?

258
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:46,419
I'm sorry, I just came out of
a long term relationship, so...

259
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:49,339
It doesn't...
She was the greatest woman

260
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:51,659
I've ever met and I'm never
going to see her again.

261
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:54,459
But it's fine, I mean,
she never said goodbye.

262
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,219
I'm not going
to bore you with it.

263
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:58,379
See that you bloody don't!

264
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,619
I still don't understand
what this game is!

265
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,339
It seems gay.

266
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:05,539
Are dragons gay, Phil?

267
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,339
Mighty warrior priests wielding

268
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:11,339
golden staffs.
I suppose they're gay too?

269
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,419
Here are your character sheets.

270
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,979
John One, you're a unicorn man.

271
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,979
John Two, you're a wood fairy.

272
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:24,179
And Phil, you're the Gypsy
assassin, Esmerelda.

273
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,459
I'm a woman?

274
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,299
I don't think I want to be a woman.

275
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,459
Just go with it.

276
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,419
It will end.

277
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:39,299
So, gentlemen, are you prepared
to open the doors to your mind

278
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:42,019
and travel to worlds
hitherto undreamed of?

279
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:53,299
Look at those fun bags.

280
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,379
Everybody doing okay, yeah?

281
00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:57,699
You good for drinks?

282
00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,299
Loosen up.
It's a role-playing party.

283
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,899
Jen, can I have a word?

284
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:06,179
I don't think I want
to hang with these guys.

285
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,139
Oh, come on, Phil!

286
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,659
These guys are the best.

287
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:14,379
They're going to do things
tonight that'll blow your mind.

288
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,139
Really?

289
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,539
Really? Look at them.
They're young, they're keen.

290
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,899
And all they want to do
is show you a good time.

291
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,859
So get back there before
you hurt their feelings.

292
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:27,859
Could I steal the lovely Roy
for a sec?

293
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:36,179
It's just him in all of these.

294
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,179
Oh, thanks, Jen, that was
all getting a little bit...

295
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,299
What do you think you're doing?

296
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,059
What?

297
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,539
What? Bringing everyone
down with your private life.

298
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,219
They don't want to know about
your miserable private life.

299
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,699
They're here for a good time.
Look at that face.

300
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:53,019
Who'd want to
role-play with that face?

301
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,419
I'm sorry Jen... I just...
I'm not feeling it tonight.

302
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,899
Then fake it, sweetheart, yeah?

303
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:03,899
We're getting good money for this.

304
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,659
Don't you want to get
the deposit for a flat,

305
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,699
leave those bad memories behind?

306
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,539
Yeah.

307
00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,699
I'll try harder, Jen.

308
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,459
Okay.

309
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:18,059
Good girl.

310
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:22,059
Get back there and show
those Johns a good time.

311
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,899
Well, that cleaned the pipes.

312
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:31,499
I've got to thank you, Miranda,
for giving me a second chance.

313
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,779
Oh, don't mention it. Although you
do know I don't have the authority

314
00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,659
to take back the award myself?

315
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,579
Oh, what?

316
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:43,579
No, we all make mistakes.
And you intrigue me.

317
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:46,699
Something tells me there's
more to you than meets the eye.

318
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:50,699
Do you mean the rumours
that I killed my wife?

319
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,499
No. Are there rumours?

320
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,539
No.

321
00:16:56,540 --> 00:17:00,539
There were rumours that there was a
rumour, but that was just bullshit.

322
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:05,099
I didn't like the way the nominations
came from inside your company.

323
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,979
Inside my company?

324
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,459
Yeah, one of the women from the IT
department faxed a dossier

325
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,379
of your behaviour over
the last 12 months.

326
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:15,379
One of the women in
the IT department?

327
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,299
Oh, sorry, Phil.

328
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,859
Heal All is probably the worst spell
you could have used. The sound of

329
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,659
your low-level magic attracts the
attention of the palace guards.

330
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,819
Damn it!

331
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,299
One comes through the door.

332
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,459
Throwing knife.

333
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,859
Are you sure? Quite a low damage.

334
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:33,459
I have a plus 40%
chance of a critical.

335
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:36,499
Remember the talking bunny that
gave me that magic bracelet?

336
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:40,499
Yeah, that bunny thing
gave him that thing.

337
00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:44,739
You're absolutely right. Roll 'em.

338
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:47,899
Yes!

339
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,299
Direct hit.
The knife cleaves his head in twain

340
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,739
and some of his brains runneth
down John Two's invisibility cloak.

341
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,619
Eiffel Tower!

342
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,979
Unfortunately, he wasn't alone.

343
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,179
Dammit!

344
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,899
'Tis the dreaded Imperial
Guard, the cruellest of all

345
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,659
of Queen Elisa's troops.
At their head...

346
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:11,659
someone you recognise.

347
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,819
Well, well, well.

348
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:18,339
If it isn't the adventurers who
have been causing me all this bother.

349
00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:20,139
Lucius Santana!

350
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,539
The very same.

351
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:25,779
Stand your men down, Lucius!
We have no quarrel with you!

352
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:29,179
Quarrel? I just came to see how a
mismatched bunch of raggle taggle

353
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:32,219
adventurers bested some of the
deadliest criminals in Crackenwood.

354
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,219
That's us!

355
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,939
You have my thanks.
And if you ever want to join

356
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:43,499
the Palace Guard,
you know where I am.

357
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,859
The Palace Guard?

358
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,539
You have my sword.

359
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,059
And my staff.

360
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,379
And my bunny bracelet.

361
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:56,379
And whatever it is that I have.

362
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,299
The mist clears.

363
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:02,299
You see a lone, female figure.

364
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:10,659
That's ruddy mysterious.

365
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:16,339
Hello, Darkharden.

366
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,619
Hello.

367
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,499
Who goes there?

368
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:24,499
It is I, Queen Elisa Eldridge of
the Elves, who cruelly jilted you

369
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:28,939
not three moons ago.

370
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,499
Don't do this.

371
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,499
Just go with it, Roy.

372
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,419
Hello, my queen.

373
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,299
How are you?

374
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,259
I'm fine.

375
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,299
You look well.

376
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,699
So do you... Does she?

377
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,139
Yes, she does, actually.

378
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,699
Does she?

379
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,619
So, what are you up to?

380
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,659
Oh, you know just...

381
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:11,579
Just keeping busy.

382
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:14,819
Missing you a little bit.

383
00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:16,379
Yourself?

384
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:19,019
Usual boring pageantry.

385
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:23,019
You know how the people of
Pippsiehollow love a parade.

386
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:26,019
What are you doing here?

387
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:28,579
Sorry.

388
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:35,379
Sorry. Bear with me.
Bear with me. Bear with me.

389
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:44,259
I sense a sadness in you.

390
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,619
It's just hard.

391
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:55,979
You know?

392
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:59,979
I miss you.

393
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,979
I can still smell you on our pillow.

394
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:07,619
When I close my eyes,

395
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:11,619
it's still your face I see.

396
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:16,939
It's just hard.

397
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:20,939
You were here
and then you were gone.

398
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,579
What do you want?

399
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:28,579
It was not easy for me
to come here, Darkharden.

400
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:32,899
But I had one thing
I felt I needed to say to you.

401
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,359
Goodbye.

402
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,699
Goodbye.

403
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,659
Brilliant night! Brilliant!
I can't believe

404
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:16,939
I've never tried role-playing
games before.

405
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:20,939
I'm going to go home and tell
the whole rugby club about it.

406
00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:23,299
Roy and Moss did not disappoint?

407
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,579
They did not.
I'd like to see them again.

408
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,499
Thank you, Douglas.

409
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,939
That's one special little
lady you've got there.

410
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:34,939
I'm glad Jerry died.

411
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,339
Eiffel Tower!

412
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:39,099
Eiffel Tower! Eiffel Tower!

413
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,819
Eiffel Tower!

414
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:45,819
Before you go, Jen,
I know it was you.

415
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,879
You broke my heart.
You broke my heart!

416
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:57,299
That's right.
That's right!

417
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,379
Shut up!

418
00:22:58,380 --> 00:22:59,939
Oh, you've cheered up.

419
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:02,899
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling a
lot better now, Jen, thanks.

420
00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:06,899
Thanks to a certain Elfin queen.

421
00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:11,819
What happened to Fredo, in the film?

422
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:15,819
Ah, oh...
The Godfather has him killed.

423
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:20,059
I'm going to go home.

424
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,559
I'm not feeling too good.

425
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,499
Problem solved!

426
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,000
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