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Previously on The IT Crowd:

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Douglas received a love potion from
a mysterious blind man in the desert.

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Enraptured with the lovely Jen Barber,
an employee of Reynholm Industries,

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he administers the potion in
the hope of enslaving her heart.

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But when Douglas drinks
the concoction by mistake,

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which turns out to be Rohypnol,
he becomes incredibly aroused,

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even though Rohypnol would
really only make you tired.

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Jen locks him in his office with Moss
and Roy, with whom he attempts to
achieve sexual congress.

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An enraged Jen embarks on a lengthy
legal process using brilliant lawyer

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Jon Rergen,
a friend of her aunty's.

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After months of legal wrangling an
amicable agreement is finally reached.

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This programme contains
strong language.

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Subs by Chocolate.
Resynch: travis for forom.com

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You're robbing me blind, Jen.

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Sign here, here, here.

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Yeah, and I reckon I know where to sign
on a sexual harassment settlement,
thank you.

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I've got to thank you, Jan,
for not taking this matter any further.

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Not only does that show great
maturity but also a... Is she asleep?

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I'm not asleep.

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All right, all right.

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It's not just the money,
you know.

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I know.

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There's a principle involved.

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Parting with the money
was painful enough,

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but the electric pants I have to wear at
work so I don't become aroused, they're
also painful.

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Excuse me,
I'm just charging them.

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Don't say anything that will
get me going, either of you.

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Does it hurt,
you know, when you?

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It's like being tased
in the balls. Tea?

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No, thank you.

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Like being tased in the balls,
except painful.

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So, Jen, what are you going
to do with your £500.

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Don't know.

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I still feel we could've got more,
you know.

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Now, Jen,
we've been through this.

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He tried to use Rohypnol on me.

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I thought it was
a magic potion.

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Anyway, if this went to court
it'd be your word against mine

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and who are they going to believe?
A woman or an Englishman?

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Oh, up yours!

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BUZZINF

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That wasn't even sexy.

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These pants are broken.

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Sorry to bother you, mate. I've just
found out my mum's been taken into

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hospital. Normally my sister would go
but she's just moved to Australia.

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Australia?

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I really need to get down there.
My car's broken down...

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OK, look, here's 50p.

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It's all I've got and it's 50p
more than that story deserved.

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I can't believe you
got more than me.

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Why wouldn't we?
Jen, we were violated too.

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Violated?! He chased
you around the table.

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He kissed Moss.

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Right on the lips, apparently.

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Don't you remember?

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I don't remember anything.
I went to Moss's happy place.

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You two are useless.

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If we'd stuck together we
might've made real money.

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£550 is not to be
sniffed at, Jen.

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No, and neither is £560.

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If that's the kind of money I can make,
I'm going to start dressing even
more provocatively.

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Yeah, we you can save
some of that for Freddy.

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What's this?

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Freddy, that bloke that did the charity
thing where he tied the balloons to
the chair.

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Oh, yeah.

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Such a lovely idea.

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Floating from London to
Glasgow to promote optimism.

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Anyway, there's a collection
for his wife and kids,

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so you'd both better cough up.

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Moss, what would be
an appropriate amount

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to give to Freddy's
wife and kids?

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I suppose normally about £5

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but seeing as we just
got all that money, £50?

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That seems fair. Let's split the
difference and call it a tenner.

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PHONE

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Douglas, I know this is you.

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BUZZING

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'ARGH! Jesus,
this bloody thing.'

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Are you all right, Olive?
You look a bit peaky.

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Yes, I-I'm,
I don't feel up to it any more.

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I feel sort of dizzy
all of a sudden.

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Well, you're terrifically old.

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But don't worry,
not long now till you're at peace.

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I've done it. Oh, I've done it.

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I'm up against the boss now.

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Oh, it's a giant
spider shooting out

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all these little baby spiders.
That's brilliant.

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I'm going nowhere down here.

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Nowhere. I'm going to,
ooh, oh, where's Moss?

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I'm going to finish
this bitch off, Moss.

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It's a dead end.

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They don't come any deader.

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OK, sweetcheeks,
here comes the pain.

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You guys,
do you even need a relationship manager?

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Stay down! Stay down, bitch!

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I'm dead!

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Oh, no, exactly, Jen, no offence,
but I object to the whole idea that

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we even need management,
like we're a

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pair of nitwits that don't know
how to take care of ourselves.

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It's...it's insulting
is what it is.

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Yeah, yeah,

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I suppose you're right.

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- Sandwich. 
- Oh, right.

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- Coffee. 
- What? Oh, no, no, no.

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Got you!
That one's empty, this is the real one!

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I've been planning that for ages.
The look on your face!

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Jen?

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Yeah?

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Don't come in here for a bit.

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Why haven't you put
on a clean T-shirt?

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I don't have a spare.

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Well, someone's looking
for help on 10, so...

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No, no, Moss can do it.

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Moss can't do it,
he's slightly concussed.

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Yeah, all right, I'll go.

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Er, I won't be here this afternoon,
I've...I've got a job interview.

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Oh, OK, good for you, Jen.

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Seriously, we don't need a manager,
it's a non-job.

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So you go out there
and you knock 'em dead.

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Hello, Jen.

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It's Moss. From work?

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For God's sake.

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Twats!

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What happened?
She just collapsed.

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I've phoned for an ambulance.
Give us your jacket, mate.

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What?

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She looks cold,
I want to put it round her shoulders.

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She doesn't look cold.

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What? Just give us
your jacket, man.

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She's fine!
You're fine, aren't you, Olive?

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She's moving about.

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Oh, and she's talking.

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That's it,
keep the spirits up, Olive.

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I'm cold!

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It's all in your head, Olive.

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Your jacket, man.

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What? Come on!

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Hurry up.

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Thank you.

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Come on. Here we go.

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Hell's teeth!

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I'm not aroused, it's only cars.
God damn these electric sex pants.

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Isn't it so funny and interesting
that I don't have a shirt on?!

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Oh, hello, let's all make
hilarious comments about it.

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Everyone, excuse me, er,

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as you know,
they found Freddy's body yesterday.

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There's nothing I can say that will
make that fact any less horrible.

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But perhaps we can bow our heads
for a minute and think about Freddy

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and remember what
he meant to us.

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Hey, everybody, look at me!

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Let's get it over with, let's all
have a big laugh at the topless man.

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Look at me. Ooh, look at me,
I have no shirt, where's my clothes?

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Ooh look at these pants.
Am I sexy?

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Sexy in my nakedness.

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We're trying to have a
minute's silence for Freddy,

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they found his body yesterday.
If you can give us a couple of minutes.

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I work here.
I fucking work here.

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Ow. OK. All right. Ow.

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Oh, OK...

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I work in IT!

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My pass is in my jacket.

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My pass is in my jacket.

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This is madness!

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I work here!

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It's madness !

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Lovely cup of tea.

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Ahh, thank you.

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Well, I have to say,
I like what I see, Jen.

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You're young,
ambitious, intelligent,

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just the sort of person
I like to have around.

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Ha, ha, ha. Well, I'm no Stephen
Hawking, don't get me wrong.

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But you can't work
as long as I have

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in IT without having a pretty
firm grasp of the essentials.

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You know,

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what exactly does IT stand for?

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I've often wondered,
but I've never thought to ask.

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I'm sorry,
what was the question?

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What does IT stand for?

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What does it stand for?

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What doesn't it stand for?

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Yes, yes,
but what does it stand for?

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It stands for...

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It stands for...

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Commitment.

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It stands for audacity,
it stands for courage in the face of...

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Yes, yes.
I can see what you're getting at.

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But the specific letters -
I, T. What do they stand for?

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What do you think
they stand for?

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No. Perhaps I'm not
making myself clear.

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I'm not looking for
an interpretation.

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I really don't know what the
letters actually stand for.

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So let's start with the I.

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What does the I stand for?

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I need to wee-wee.
I mean go to the toilet,

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I need to go to
the toilet, sorry.

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I don't normally say "wee-wee",
it's just I'm bursting.

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Hello, Roy speaking.

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What? Moss?

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You're concussed,
You need to see the doctor.

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Who is this? Roy?
Wait, it can't be Roy, I'm Roy.

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What does IT mean?

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What?

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IT, what does it mean?
Somebody's just asked me.

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You don't know what it means?

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No, I never thought to ask.

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This must be Jen.

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Yes.

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Hello, Jen.

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Hello.

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How may I help you?

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Oh! Tell me what IT means.

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Absolutely.

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Well?

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Very well, thank you.
How are you?

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Just stay with me for
this simple question.

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Jen, I'm just going to
put you on speakerphone.

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No, don't hang...

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Jen, you are now
on speaker phone.

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Jen?

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Hello, Jen?

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PHONE RINGS

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Jen, can you bear with me one moment.

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I've got someone trying to 
get through on the other line.

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Roy speaking.

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You just hung up on me.

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Jen, can you hold on one second,
I've got Jen on the other line.

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No, you can't.

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Jen, can I call you back,
I've got Jen trying to get through on the other line.

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Jen, sorry about that.

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Chicken in a basket,
it's been all ruddy go today.

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Now, how may I help you?

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What does IT mean?

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You know, computers,

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something to do with
computers, probably.

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Computers? That's
not really my area.

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Jen I'd love to help you
but it's a real pain,

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I seem to have forgotten
everything I know about computers.

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How can you forget
everything, Moss?

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Let me see. Maybe it isn't everything.

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No, it's definitely everything.

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Excuse me, can I trouble you
for 50 pence for a phone call?

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Excuse me, mate,
I'm sorry to bother you, but, er,

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my mate threw coffee all over me and
then this old woman stole my jacket,

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and they chucked me out of
the building where I work.

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And now I just need 50p for a phone
call so I can get back to work.

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Oh, that's better.

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00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,270
Good, good.

250
00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:20,830
Now, er, where were we?

251
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:24,752
Oh, God, I can't remember.
I hate it when that happens.

252
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:27,432
Wow, is this a wooden desk?

253
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,750
Oh, no, I remember,
you were going to tell me what IT means.

254
00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:32,831
Right.

255
00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:36,512
I don't know what it means,
all right?

256
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:39,790
I never thought to...
it didn't really affect me

257
00:16:39,806 --> 00:16:41,673
as I'm too busy
managing one man

258
00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:45,350
whose idea of an adult night out
is Laser Quest and pornography.

259
00:16:45,408 --> 00:16:47,671
And another who collects wires.

260
00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:50,631
Have you heard Guided By Voices?
They're a band.

261
00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:51,230
No.

262
00:16:51,246 --> 00:16:52,392
I have.

263
00:16:52,406 --> 00:16:55,193
I've heard everything
they've ever done.

264
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,352
They're good,
I'm a bit of a fan now.

265
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,631
Isn't that good?

266
00:16:58,646 --> 00:17:01,913
I shouldn't even
know who they are.

267
00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:04,032
They've turned me
into one of them.

268
00:17:04,046 --> 00:17:07,393
I am one of them.

269
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,791
That's why you need me.

270
00:17:11,805 --> 00:17:14,472
I am your conduit,

271
00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:21,313
I am your
bridge. Ich...bin...ein...Nerd.

272
00:17:26,276 --> 00:17:27,991
Welcome aboard.

273
00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:33,392
BUZZING

274
00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:34,351
Oh, oh.

275
00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:39,592
How can that be erotic?

276
00:17:39,607 --> 00:17:41,430
Good God!

277
00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:43,230
Get me IT.

278
00:18:16,235 --> 00:18:17,230
BUZZING

279
00:18:22,438 --> 00:18:24,790
You there, computer man.
Fix my pants.

280
00:18:26,557 --> 00:18:27,751
I beg your pardon.

281
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:30,352
Pull down my trousers
and do your job.

282
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,713
Roy?

283
00:18:53,726 --> 00:18:54,953
Jen?

284
00:19:01,276 --> 00:19:02,310
Jen!

285
00:19:04,036 --> 00:19:05,151
Jen!

286
00:19:06,756 --> 00:19:08,911
Oh, Jen!

287
00:19:08,925 --> 00:19:10,953
Oh!

288
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:13,312
It's been horrible!

289
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,353
Ahh.

290
00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:18,392
Horrible. The worst
two hours of my life.

291
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,070
Oh.

292
00:19:24,117 --> 00:19:25,871
All right.

293
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:28,190
Hello, everybody, and welcome

294
00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:31,752
to this our first inter-faith
tour of Reynholm Industries.

295
00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:38,630
I thought we'd start with the IT
department because, well, to be honest,

296
00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:42,150
we do tend to forget about them,
buried down in the basement.

297
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:44,070
And they really
are lovely guys.

298
00:19:44,086 --> 00:19:46,253
Let's go in and say hello.

299
00:19:46,265 --> 00:19:47,401
But I don't know what it is.

300
00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:50,153
Just pull that thing down.
I don't know, fiddle about with it.

301
00:19:57,717 --> 00:19:58,672
Fuck off!

302
00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:05,272
Try that wire.

303
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:06,712
Who are you?

304
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:19,353
Free at last,
I could get to like this.

305
00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:23,352
Just the job, good work.
Hmmm, nice and loose.

306
00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:25,713
I'm in my happy place,
I'm in my happy place.

307
00:20:25,728 --> 00:20:27,592
I'm in my happy place.

308
00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:29,552
I'm in my happy place.
I'm in my happy place.

309
00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:48,233
Hello.

310
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,271
Hello, June.

311
00:20:49,286 --> 00:20:51,832
Jen, hello! How can I help you?

312
00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:53,513
I'd like to say thank you,

313
00:20:53,527 --> 00:20:55,630
but I have to turn
your offer down.

314
00:20:55,648 --> 00:20:58,552
Oh. Well,
I'm sorry to hear that. Why?

315
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:04,270
Personal reasons.

316
00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:08,191
OK. Well, if you change your mind,
you know where I am.

317
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,112
Thank you.

318
00:21:09,127 --> 00:21:12,793
Oh, by the way, did you ever
find out what IT stands for?

319
00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:14,070
Piss off, June.

320
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:19,990
Who wants tea?

321
00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:26,993
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