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* Going out tonight,I'm feeling all right *

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* Going to let it all hang out *

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* Wanna make some noise, even raise my voice *

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* Yeah, I wanna scream and shout *

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* De-de-de,de-de-de-de-de, uh *

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* Gonna... *

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Morning, Sheldon. Come dance with me.

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No.

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Why not?

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Penny, while I subscribe

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to the "Many Worlds" theory which posits the existence

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of an infinite number of Sheldons

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in an infinite number of universes,

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I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.

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Are you fun in any of them?

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The math would suggest

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that in a few I'm a clown made of candy.

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But I don't dance.

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All right, want some French toast?

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It's Oatmeal Day.

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Tell you what, next French Toast Day,
I will make you oatmeal.

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Dear Lord, are you still going
to be here on French Toast Day?

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Morning.

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Look, Leonard,

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Penny made French toast.

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Sorry. I haven't given her
your schedule yet.

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** She can put it
right in her phone.

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And I thought we agreed

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that you'd have your
visits in her apartment.

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We did, but there were
extenuating circumstances.

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I see.

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Did her abysmal housekeeping skills

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finally trump her perkiness?

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No, her bed kind of... broke.

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That doesn't
seem likely.

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Her bed's of sturdy construction. 

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Even the addition
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normal size human being can
cause a structural failure,

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much less a homunculus
such as yourself.

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A homunculus?

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Perfectly formed
miniature human being.

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Oh, you're my little homunculus.

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Don't do that.

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Sorry.

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Okay, who wants syrup and
who wants cinnamon sugar?

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I want oatmeal.
Yes, well, I want a boyfrien

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whose roommate isn't
a giant pain in the ass.

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(chuckles)

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I'm sure that will happen soon enough.

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But in the mean
time, I still want oatmeal.

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You know what, I give up.

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He's impossible.

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I can't be impossible.

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I exist.

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I believe what
you meant to say is,

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"I give up, he's improbable."

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of dealing with Penny.

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What am I supposed to do--

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eat French toast on a Monday?

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Now, that would be impossible.

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I'm just saying, you can
catch more flies with honey

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than with vinegar.

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You can catch even
more flies with manure.

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What's your point?

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It's a...

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(groans)

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Boy, that does smell good.

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Too bad it's Monday.

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S03E03 "The Gothowitz Deviation"
por Mikhel

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Okay, so Kim the n
ight manwent on matern
ity leave,

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and her husb
and's name is 
Sandy, right?

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So get this--

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her replacement
is a woman named
Sandy

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whose husband's n
ame is Kim.

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(braying laugh)

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S Wow!
I know.

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What are the od
ds?

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Easily calculabl
Se.

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We begin by iden
tifya set of married c
ouples

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with unisex naC
Bmes.

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We then eliminate
those unqualified

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for restaurant work--

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the aged, the imprisonedS
and the limbless, for exam
ple.

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Next we look at...

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LEONARD:
Sheldon-S-

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it's an amazing coi
ncidence.

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Can we leave it at
that?

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I'm sorry.

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Ooh, Penny,

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itS's as if the Chees
Factory is run by witc
hes.

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Ooh, Sheldon, it's
asdon't think I'll
punch you.S

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Come on, you guys, le
t it go.

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Fine, whatever.

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Are yo
u finished?

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Well, Sthank you.

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How thoughtful.

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Would you like a chocolaS
te*

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Um, yeah, sure
.

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Thanks.

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What was t
Shat?

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You said be nice to Pe
nny.

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I believe off
ering Schocolate to so
meone

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falls within the d
efinition of nice.

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It does.

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But in my experience,
you don't.

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There are more things
in heaand earth, Horatio,

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than are dSream
t of in your philosop
hy.

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Now that's yo
u.

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Obnoxious and insuff
erable.

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What
's going on, day
dwellers?

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Oh, man,S did the K
repeal "
don't ask, don't tellS
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No.

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Raj and I ar
e going a goth club in
Hollywood

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to hang with the
nig
ht people.

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come along?
Anybody want to

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that?
Oh, wow, you're a
ctuallgoing out like

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No, no.

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ike this...
I'm going out l

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do?
Howard, what did you

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ttoo sleeves.
They're called ta

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Look.S

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.
I bought them online

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.
Raj got a set, too

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S
Fantastic, right?

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Put them on, have hot
with some frky girl

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with her business pier
take them off,

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and I can still be bur
in a Jewish cemetery.

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ys wanted
You know, I've alwa

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htclub.
to go to a goth nig

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Really?

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Bazinga!

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, do you?
None of yoSu ever
practical jokes coming

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o?
Okay, how about you tw

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Look, I've got som
e extra tat sleeves.

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xtras?
Why are you carrying e

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ipple ring.
In case I snagS
one osomeone's n

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Sll pass.
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couple now?
Oh, is the missu
s speaking for the

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et she is.
In this case, you b

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whipped,
Yes, she's puC
shyand yes, he's

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xpression.
Sbut
that's not the e

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s
Come on, I w
ant to stop at Walgreen

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and pick up
some more eyeliner.S

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They're gonna get b
eaat that club.

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S
They're gonna get
beaten uat Walgreens.

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on.
Oh, sorry, Sheld

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spot.
I almost sat in your

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t notice.
Did you* I didn'

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e.
Have a chocolat

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Thank you.

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ying)
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I think we're fitting
quite nicely.

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inking light beer.
It'd help if
you weren'tdr

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uice?
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about Sand cranberry j

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ke bloSod.
Hello* It looks li

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ink
Did you even re
ad the "Wiki How" l

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goth?
I sent you on being

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ng.
No, I'm behi
nd on my wiki-readi

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I'm kind of on a Joh
n Grkick right now.

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S
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I finished reading
The Pelican Brief

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e Client.
and loved it so much,
I dived right intoTh

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g.
He was a lawyer himsel
so his novels are ac
as well as entertainin

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t.
Just remember we are l
ost bchildren of the nighS

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Sght.
Great. Lost boy
s, children of the ni

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Got it.

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lease?
Can you pass
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Thank you.

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We are lost boys.

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you.
Good for

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s.
I'm actually m
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Nice ink.

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Thanks.

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es a drinSk?
Can we buy you ladi

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t beers.
Two ligh

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Light beers.

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Well, Wiki-how about that?

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What's your names?

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I'Raj.

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I'm Bethany.S

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NiceC
to meet you, Bethany.

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Yes, very nice.

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, too.
Nice to meet youS

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I'm Sarah.

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Not that anyone cares.

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n Grisham?
Do either of you ladie
Sthe novels oSf Joh

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Japanese)
(manS on TV speaking

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toon
What's this car
called again?

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ai.
OsShikuru: Demon Samur

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oon.
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It's anime.

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Anime.

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May.
You know, I knew a g
high school named Anna

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Anna May Fletcher.

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stril.
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Then she had
thisS bad nose job

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and basically
wound up with three.

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(braying laugh)

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a lot now.
You're here

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o much?
Oh, am I talking to

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I'm sorry. Zip.
(puckers)

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Thank you.

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Chocolate?

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ase.
Yes, ple

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)
(phone ringing

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Oh. Hey, Kim.

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(sighs)

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Yeah, I...

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d on.
You know what, hol

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he hall.
Let me take this in t

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work.
You'll never guess
got to replace you at

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(door closes)S

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re doing.
Okay, I know what you'

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Really?

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cement
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hocas positive reinfor

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for what you considerC
correct behavior.

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Very good.

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Chocolate?

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No, I don't want
any chocolate! C

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lab rat.
Sheldon, you can'
tmy girlfriend like a

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out I canS.
Actually, it turns

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ldn't.
Well, you shou

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rd?
There's just no plea
sing is there, Leona

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yS
You weren't happ

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with her,
with my previou
s approach to dealing

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techniques,
so I decided to empl
oy operaconditioning

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Skinner.
building on the
of Thorndike and B.F.

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next week,
By this time

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g out of a pool,
I believe I can ha
ve hejumpin

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balancing a beach
ball on her nose.

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ow.
S
No, this has to stop n

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a pool.
I'm not suggesSting
wmake her jump out of

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mplied.
I thought
the "bazinga" was i

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onality.S
We're just
tweaking her pers

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l.
Sanding off the roug
h edges, if you wil

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ng Penny.
No. You'reS not sandi

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n
Are you sayin
g that I am forbidde

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protocol
from applying a h
ascientifically valid

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ives better?
that will make our l

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bidden.
Yes. You'reS for

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Bad Leonard.

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u guys do?
So, what do yo

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ff.
Oh, you know, goth stu

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.
Goth magazines, goth musicS

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S
Goth food.

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goth food?
What's

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ed salmon?
Uh... blacken

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No, I meant what
Sdo you do for jobs?

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ts.
Oh, we're scienti

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es. C
Yeah, you know,
the dark scienc

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ences?
What are the dark Ssci

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We...

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rophysicist,
Well, I am an ast

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Sat night.
and a lo
St of that takes place

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e vampires
When there ar

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and about.
and mis
cellaneous undead out

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Oy vay.

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That sounds really cool.

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f,
Does it* Okay.
If you like space stuf

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tation,
I design components
Sinternational space s

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which is in space.

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cream.
Where, as I'm sure
Sno one can hear you s

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you gals do?S
o, what do

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I work at the Gap.

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Really* How about that?
I've been to the Gap.

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e, as well.
I've been ther

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e pocket.
I like your
T-shirtwith the littl

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one cares.
I work
there, toNot that any

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You know
, this place is boring.

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n?
Yeah. Why don't we go
else and have some fSu

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S
Okay.

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like fun.
Sure. We

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le.
We are fun peop

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k and fun.
SDar

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dig.
Come on. I know a plC
aceyou'll really

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Did you bring
the black condoms?

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ck.
In my fanny pa

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Let's go.

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)
(buzzingC

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now?
Are yoSu happy

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Not particularly.

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t!
PENNY (laughing):C
Oh, my God, she didn'

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so long?
What could she poss
ibltalking about for

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Factory
Obviously, waitre
ssiat the Cheesecake

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ivity
is a complex
socioeconomic act

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anning.
that requires a g
reaSof analysis and pl

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"Bazinga."

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ve
You know, using positi

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behavior
reinforcement tec
hnI Scould train that

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eek.
out of her in a w

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S
No.

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If you let me us
Se negative reinforcement,

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o bed.
I can get it done
before we go t

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ater.
You're nSot squir
tingin the face with w

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ot.
No, of course n

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ks.
We're talking v
Sermild electric shoc

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tsoever.
No tissue damage wha

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Forget it.

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ll me
Oh, co
me on. You can't te

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ility
that you're not
intrS about the possib

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irlfriend.
of building a better g

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I'm not.

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ad,
Well, and Penny's q
ualitieboth good and b

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she is.
are what make her who

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shrilly)
(Penny laughing

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ting laugh?
You mean, like t
high-pitched, irrita

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Yes.

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kle?
You wouldn't
prefer a Sthroaty chuc

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ghs.
You're not chan
ging how Penny lau

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Sgruous.
No,
that would be incon

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e
I was going to l
ower the whole voic

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egister.
to a more pleasing r

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ys.
Ugh. Sorry, gu

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aky.
(high-pitched, si
ngso That girl is fre

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Come again?

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(normal registerSC
): Freaky.

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(slightly lower reg
isterFreaky?

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aky.
(low register):
Yeah, fre

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Ste.
gister):
(very low reS
Have a chocola

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(very low registS
Ser): Thank you.

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your body
Are you serio
usly going to deface

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ex
lity
just for the possibi
S you could have cheap s

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with a strange g
irl you met in a bar?

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Uh...

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Yeah!

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Sg to say?
What is y
our mother goin

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to see it.
She's not going

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She takes my tempe
rature orally now.

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What are you gC
Boing to get, Howard?

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y decide
Well, I can't reall

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skull,
between a screaming
devthis mean little

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og.
or Kermit the Fr

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Kermit the Frog*
S
You know.

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ard'Ss butt.
(imitating Kermi
t)Hi-ho. I'm on How

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Sskull,
SC
Get the mean little

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S
and I'll se
e if I can make him smile.

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.
Yeah, I'd like the me
little skull, please

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What are y
Sou going to get, Raj?

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s.
With my luck, hepatiti

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Okay, here we
go.

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ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow,

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That's just rubbing
alcohol.

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cold.
I know, but it was

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Ow, ow, ow!

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ow!
Ow, ow, ow,

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I'm putting on the
stencil.

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stencil?
What comes after the

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This.

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S(buzzing)

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(screamiSng)

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Okay, that's it.

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.
No needle. No pain
No tattoo.

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s before.
What's the big
dealYou've done thi

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SNo, I haven't.

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Look.

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I'm sorry.
I'm a fraud.

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He's a fraud.

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frauds.
We're both

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red that.
Yeah, I think I cove

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umming up.
But I was s

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We're not goth.
We're just...

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guys.

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smart guys.
Very, very

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scamming us?
So you were totally

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S
Yes.

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And I wouldn't
blame you if you

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S
Swalked out of here an
wanted to see us again.

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Unless, of course,
our bold honesty

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has suddenly made
us attractive.

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Huh* Huh* AnythingS?

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g.
I'Sm leavin

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one cares.
I'm le
aving, t Not that any

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differently.
When we tell t
his stolet's end it

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mber?
What are you thinkin
Maybe a big musical nu

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urn in.
Well, I'm going
to mwarm milk and then t

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gaging
I trust if yo
u tware planning on en

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ties,
in amorous activi

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you'll keep the de
cibeto a minimum.

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Srse.
Of cou

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you.
Thank

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are so good.
Mmm. These

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Mmm.

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Unbelievable.

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What?

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king
I-I was just thin

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rn in, too.
we should Sprobably tu

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over
Well, you know, my n
delivered. If you come

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place.
and put it togetS
Sheyou can stay at my

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late.
Really* That's a lot
of wand it's kind of

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be quiet. C
Yeah, but if we stay
thwe won't have to

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Let's go.

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(door closes)

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Interesting.

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ehavior.
Sex works even bett
echocolate to modify b

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I wonder if anyone els
has stumbled onto that.

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Okay, wait.
How about this?

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rls.
We say there were
four goth gi

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o friends.
The two girls
in the club had tw

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it.
I like it, I like

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ture?
Did they smell good
desptheir goth-like na

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ory?
What's that got
to do with the st

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for me.
my olfactory sense
EngagingS
helps make it real

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good.
Fine, they smelled

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ysuckle.
Oh, they did.
Like jasmine and hone

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Whatever.

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And then they held hanC
and did a sexy, demonic

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us.
Hokey Pokey for

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ay through
No, no. Look, let me
say my story all the w

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and thenS you can say
and then we'll pick.

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I'm sorry. Go
Okay.Son.

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S,
We got tattoosS

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and then the four girl
took us to their place.

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tattoos.
But weS don't have

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toos?
What if someone
asks to see our tat

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We say they'
re in a very intimate area.

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aren't we?
Oh, we're bad boys,

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aughing)
Right, right.
(l

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ir place
So, we go back to the

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and then the six of
Sus end up in a hot tub.C

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tattoos.
But we just got

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ection?
Wouldn't we be co
about bacterial inf

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S
True. Okay.
Forget the hot tub.

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th girls.
The point is, we ea
a m?nage with sexy go

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Wow.

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night.
What a great

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Yeah.

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night*
Hey, want to try
a country bar tomorrow

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girls.
Maybe we'll ge
t luwith some sexy cow

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Could happen.

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they smell.
I wonder how