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Okay, help me out here.
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How does an archeology professor
get that good with a whip?
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Maybe he took a class
at the adult bookstore.
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That's how I learned.
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I can't believe you've never
seen Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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And I can't believe you've
never read Eat, Pray, Love.
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When she comes out with
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Eat, Pray, Run Away From A
Giant Boulder, I'll read it.
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I don't care if Eat, Pray, Love
changed your life,
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I'm not reading it.
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You know, I could totally
rock a hat like that.
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That's the work of noted
Hollywood costume designer
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Deborah Nadoolman.
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She also designed
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the iconic red and black jacket
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in Michael Jackson's
Thriller video,
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which I've never viewed
in its entirety,
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as I find zombies dancing
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in choreographed synchronicity
implausible.
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And also, it's really scary.
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Would someone please turn off
the Sheldon commentary track?
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There's no switch.
Just listen and learn.
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Penny, if you think
this is good,
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you should come with us Friday
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to see it on the big screen
at the Colonial.
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Well, I'm watching it now.
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Why would I want to see it again
on Friday?
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Because the print
they're showing on Friday
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has an additional 21 seconds
of previously unseen footage.
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21 seconds? That'll be like
seeing a whole new movie!
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Exactly.
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They say it finally solves
the submarine controversy.
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Did-- Leonard?
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I'm no expert, but I believe
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what we just heard from Penny
was sarcasm.
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Oh! Good.
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I'm eight for 26 this month.
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Yeah, I think I'll pass.
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But you guys enjoy
your extra 21 seconds.
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Bet if I could
make you understand
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why this is such a cool thing,
we'd still be together.
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Mm, yeah, no,
we wouldn't.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm guessing 21 seconds had
something to do with that, too.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x08 ♪
The Apology Insufficiency
Original Air Date on November 11, 2010
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== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==
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May I point out to you all
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that the screening is
"first come, first served"?
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Relax, it's 5:00. The movie
doesn't start till midnight.
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Another way of saying that is
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"the movie starts at midnight,
and it's already 5:00."
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Let's go.
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You know, if we miss it,
we'll have the fun of
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listening to Sheldon whine about
it for the rest of our lives.
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See? Howard's on my side.
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Actually, I'm not.
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I'm using sarcasm to mock you.
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Drat. Now I'm 8 for 27.
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Don't worry, Sheldon.
We'll be fine.
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What happened to
the Leonard Hofstadter
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who waited in line
with me for 14 hours
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to see the midnight premiere
of Star Trek: Nemesis?
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Oh. Well, he waited
in line for 14 hours,
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while you napped
in a lawn chair,
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he got in a fight
with a Klingon
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when he stepped
out of line to pee
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and you wouldn't wake up
to vouch for him,
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and worst of all,
he saw Star Trek: Nemesis.
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But how were our seats?
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Excellent.
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I rest my case.
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Amy, don't you agree we should
leave now and get in line?
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Actually, as the newest member
of your social group,
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I believe I'll gain more
acceptance by arbitrarily
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siding with your friends
from time to time.
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Shrewd.
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Leonard, you're right.
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We should enjoy our meal,
arrive late,
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and risk winding up
with terrible seats,
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assuming we get in at all.
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Thank you, Amy.
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See? It's working.
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Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
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Olive.
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Olive you, too.
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Guys, that's really
starting to get old.
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Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
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I have a girlfriend
and you don't.
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Hysterical!
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Wait, now, we don't know
that yet. He isn't finished.
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I have a girlfriend
and you don't who?
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So. Are you sure you don't want
to come with us to Raiders?
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Oh, no. That movie
has melting faces.
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It reminds me
too much of the time
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I dropped that vial of
flesh-eating bacteria
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into the Rhesus monkey lab.
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Besides, Penny and I are having
a girls' night tonight.
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Girls' night?
What does that entail?
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Oh, you know, girls get
together,
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hang out, share girl talk.
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I'm a girl.
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Oh. Well, maybe you can join us.
I'll ask Penny.
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No need. Penny and I
are very close.
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You are?
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Yes. In fact,
our menses are synchronized.
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Penny.
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Bernadette tells me you're
planning a girls' night.
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Yeah?
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I'm a girl.
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Oh. Um, it was-- it was just
going to be me and Bernadette.
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Besides, I thought you
were going to the movies
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with Sheldon and the guys.
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Yes, but they're not girls.
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I'm a girl.
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Yeah, no, no,
I-I-I got that.
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What's the dress code?
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Uh, just wear something
comfortable.
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All right.
I'll have to go shopping.
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Knock-knock.
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Who is there?
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Hugh.
Hugh who?
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Hugh people need to
listen to me.
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It's time to get
in line for the movie.
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And that's how you tell
a knock-knock joke.
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Under normal circumstances
I'd say, "I told you so."
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But as I have told you so
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with such vehemence
and frequency already,
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the phrase has lost all meaning.
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Therefore, I will be
replacing it with the phrase:
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"I informed you thusly."
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Ooh. Can't wait
for that to start.
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I informed you thusly.
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Eight for 28.
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This is where we could have been
if we hadn't stopped for dinner.
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This is where we could have been
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if Koothrappali
hadn't ordered dessert.
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Well I earned it, dude,
I ate all my broccoli.
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And here's where we are.
The runts in a large litter.
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unlikely to ever reach
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the nourishing teats
of Indiana Jones.
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So I guess it's a good thing
we stopped for dinner.
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You know, guys, when
facing disappointment,
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Eat, Pray, Love teaches us--
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Oh, shut up.
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...so anyway, to make
a long story short,
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turns out I have
an unusually firm cervix.
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You--
Amy, when we say "girl talk,"
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it doesn't just have to
be about our lady parts.
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Shame. 'Cause I have a real
zinger about my titled uterus.
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Penny, your nails
look great.
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Oh, thanks. I found
this place in Alhambra.
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It's in a woman's basement.
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I think it's a front
for human trafficking,
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but they do a really good job.
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A colleague of mine did her
graduate thesis on the fungus
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that grows on improperly
sterilized manicure implements.
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Well don't tell me
that's not "girl talk."
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So where should
we go tonight?
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A bar? A club? A movie?
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Or we could just stay here.
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Yes, and continue to bond.
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I have a feeling
that after tonight,
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one of you will become
my best friend forever.
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Or "BFF," if you prefer.
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Which I don't.
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All right, time to open
Bachelor Number Two.
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Gee, I don't know
if I should drink more.
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I have to drive home,
and I've got enough trouble
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seeing over the dashboard
as it is.
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That's okay.
You can just sleep here.
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Oh, good, a slumber party!
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We'll do makeovers,
initiate phony phone calls,
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and have spirited pillow fights
in our frilly nighties!
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Oh, gosh, Amy.
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I don't know if I would call
this an actual slumber party.
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Well, that's disappointing.
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I've always wanted to be
invited to a slumber party.
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Oh, you never were?
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Not even when
you were a kid?
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Well, there was the time
I had my tonsils out,
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and I shared a room with
a little Vietnamese girl.
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She didn't make it
through the night,
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but up till then,
it was kind of fun.
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Okay. Well, I guess we're
having a slumber party.
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Oh!
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Pillow fight!
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Oh, I hope they
let us in soon.
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I'm tired of running to the gas
station to use the bathroom.
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The guy makes me buy
a Gatorade every time.
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It's a vicious circle.
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Too bad you don't have
a stadium pal like me.
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What's a stadium pal?
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Let me put it this way:
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takes care of
the bathroom problem,
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and it keeps your calf warm.
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Hey, guys, bad news.
I just did a quick calculation.
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Given the size of the theater
and the length of this line,
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we might not get seats.
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What did he say?
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Nice going, Raj.
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Just got him down for his nap.
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We might not get seats?!
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It's fine, it's fine.
Go back to sleep.
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Oh, I informed you thusly!
I so informed you thusly.
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Howard, you talk to him.
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Howard?
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You're peeing,
aren't you?
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Hey, look who's here!
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Hey, buddies!
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Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton,
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the Jar Jar Binks
of the Star Trek universe.
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Mee-sa think that very funny!
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Well, you-sa can go think that
at the back of the line.
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No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.
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Wil Wheaton.
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Yeah.
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I'm a big fan.
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Of what? Poorly
executed beards?
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Do you think you could get me
and my friends into the movie?
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We got here
a little late.
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No problem. Come on,
I'll hook you up.
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Awesome.
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We-sa gonna go into
the movie now! Bye-bye!
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This is Indiana Jones,
not Star Trek.
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There should be no value
to his pseudo-celebrity here!
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And even at
Star Trek conventions,
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they only let him in
if he helps set up!
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Calm down, Sheldon.
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I will not calm down.
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This affront to justice and
decency cannot go unanswered.
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As Captain Jean-Luc Picard
once said,
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"The line must be drawn here!
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"This far, no farther!"
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Had to wake him up
from his nap, didn't you?
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You know what I really love
about Howard?
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His chest hair.
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Howard has a
hairy chest?
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No, just the one.
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But it's really long.
250
00:11:14,534 --> 00:11:17,786
Okay, there you go--
Sultry Sunrise Red.
251
00:11:17,787 --> 00:11:19,387
What do you think?
252
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:22,157
My nails have never
looked so pretty before.
253
00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:24,326
Get it off.
254
00:11:26,529 --> 00:11:28,146
Oh, oh, uh, looks like
they're getting ready
255
00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:29,381
to let people in.
256
00:11:29,382 --> 00:11:32,434
Listen to what Mr. Wil
Wheaton is tweeting.
257
00:11:32,435 --> 00:11:36,304
"Best seats in house
for Raiders screening.
258
00:11:36,305 --> 00:11:39,441
Suck on that, Sheldon Cooper."
259
00:11:39,442 --> 00:11:41,209
Why do you read
his Twitter feed?
260
00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,061
You know it's only
going to upset you.
261
00:11:43,062 --> 00:11:45,413
I believe in knowing
my enemy, Leonard.
262
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,767
Had Twitter existed at the time,
would not General Custer
263
00:11:48,768 --> 00:11:51,052
have followed the tweets
of Sitting Bull?
264
00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:53,488
Would not Lee have
followed Grant?
265
00:11:53,489 --> 00:11:56,057
Would not Spy have followed Spy?
266
00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,728
I have more examples,
but excuse me.
267
00:11:59,729 --> 00:12:01,396
Hello.
268
00:12:01,397 --> 00:12:03,798
Well, this seems
like an odd time
269
00:12:03,799 --> 00:12:07,369
to test my cell phone quality,
but go on.
270
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:09,804
Test phrases? All right.
271
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,541
Imatote.
272
00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,576
Ulba.
273
00:12:14,577 --> 00:12:16,344
Twad.
274
00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:18,914
All together?
275
00:12:18,915 --> 00:12:21,383
I'm a total buttwad.
276
00:12:23,719 --> 00:12:25,887
Why are you laughing?
277
00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:29,157
Hello?
278
00:12:29,158 --> 00:12:32,027
And that, girls, is how you make
a phony phone call.
279
00:12:33,729 --> 00:12:34,963
I'm not sure I grasp
280
00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:37,566
the full entertainment value,
but all right.
281
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:41,002
Next on Wikipedia's list
of slumber party activities:
282
00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:42,287
"Truth or Dare."
283
00:12:42,288 --> 00:12:43,939
Okay, it's your game.
You go first.
284
00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:47,409
Hang on. I'm familiarizing
myself with the rules.
285
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:50,111
Seems fairly straightforward.
286
00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:52,380
Bernadette, truth or dare?
287
00:12:52,381 --> 00:12:53,949
Truth.
All right.
288
00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:56,451
To what temperature
must you heat beef
289
00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:58,053
in order to
kill the prion
290
00:12:58,054 --> 00:13:00,689
that causes bovine
spongiform encephalopathy?
291
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:02,324
Um...
292
00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:05,026
Remember, you have
to answer honestly.
293
00:13:05,027 --> 00:13:07,295
Wait. No, Amy, you're
supposed to ask her
294
00:13:07,296 --> 00:13:08,697
something personal
or embarrassing.
295
00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,031
Oh.
296
00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:11,299
All right.
297
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:14,235
What is the circumference
of your areolas?
298
00:13:20,576 --> 00:13:23,578
"Munching on
complimentary popcorn.
299
00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:24,913
Woot, woot."
300
00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:26,247
Oh, the gall.
301
00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:30,168
I hope his next tweet is
"Popcorn lodged in trachea.
302
00:13:30,169 --> 00:13:32,220
"Choking to death.
303
00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:34,122
Woot, woot."
304
00:13:34,924 --> 00:13:37,325
Guys, I am sorry.
We are full up.
305
00:13:37,326 --> 00:13:38,727
No!
306
00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:39,994
We're full up.
307
00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:41,429
We really want
to see this.
308
00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:43,765
Isn't there anything
you can do?
309
00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:45,834
Sorry. Fire regulations.
Should've gotten here earlier.
310
00:13:45,835 --> 00:13:48,670
This is nothing but a
blatant abuse of power
311
00:13:48,671 --> 00:13:50,338
by a petty functionary.
312
00:13:50,339 --> 00:13:52,807
Explain to me why
Wil Wheaton and his lackeys
313
00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:54,509
get in and we don't.
314
00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:58,346
'Cause I'm the petty functionary
with a clipboard, bitch.
315
00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:02,350
I guess that's that.
316
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,019
Let's go home.
317
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,037
You know what?
318
00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:07,656
I'm going back to
"I told you so."
319
00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:08,907
I told you so.
320
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,543
We can still see something.
321
00:14:11,544 --> 00:14:14,245
Oh, the new Sandra Bullock movie
is playing two blocks away.
322
00:14:14,246 --> 00:14:16,765
You know Sandy B.
always brings it.
323
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:19,200
Look-- a side door.
324
00:14:19,201 --> 00:14:20,769
Come on, Short Round.
325
00:14:21,971 --> 00:14:23,805
I guess we'd better
go after him.
326
00:14:23,806 --> 00:14:25,206
Short Round?
327
00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:26,925
Indy's young sidekick
from Temple of Doom.
328
00:14:26,926 --> 00:14:29,477
Yeah, I know who it
is, but why is it me?
329
00:14:29,478 --> 00:14:31,713
You're right. It should
be a cuddly Asian boy.
330
00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,881
Like me.
331
00:14:34,984 --> 00:14:37,419
"And Absolon hath
kist hir nether ye,
332
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,454
"and Nicholas is scalded
in the towte.
333
00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:43,425
This tale is doon,
and God save al the rowte."
334
00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:49,764
What the hell was that?
335
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,634
Bernadette dared me to
tell a dirty story.
336
00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:56,137
"The Miller's Tale" by Chaucer
is the dirtiest story I know.
337
00:14:57,306 --> 00:14:59,007
It would have been hidden
in sock drawers
338
00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:02,644
if people in the 14th century
had worn socks.
339
00:15:02,645 --> 00:15:05,046
I thought it was pretty spicy.
340
00:15:05,047 --> 00:15:08,950
Especially the part
where he kisses her nether ye.
341
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,618
You might not
like it as much
342
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,253
if you knew what
"nether ye" meant.
343
00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:14,289
if one cares
about hygiene,
344
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,825
one ought not be kissing it.
345
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:19,794
Okay, my turn.
346
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,396
Penny, truth or dare?
347
00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:22,614
Truth.
348
00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:24,966
Why are you still hanging out
with Leonard so much
349
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,468
even though you broke up
with him?
350
00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:28,870
Oh, that's an
excellent question.
351
00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:31,239
For two people who claim to be
no longer pair-bonded,
352
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,675
you spend an inordinate amount
of time in each other's company.
353
00:15:33,676 --> 00:15:35,543
Yeah.
354
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:39,614
Dare.
355
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:42,150
I don't believe the rules allow
356
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:44,052
for an ex post facto
option change.
357
00:15:44,053 --> 00:15:45,854
Yeah.
358
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,391
Okay, look, just because we're
not seeing each other anymore
359
00:15:50,392 --> 00:15:52,060
doesn't mean
we can't be friends.
360
00:15:52,061 --> 00:15:53,862
I mean, Leonard's a great guy.
361
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:56,064
Then, why did you terminate
your relationship with him?
362
00:15:56,065 --> 00:15:57,432
I don't know.
363
00:15:57,433 --> 00:16:00,301
He got really serious,
and I wasn't ready for it.
364
00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:01,636
Interesting.
365
00:16:01,637 --> 00:16:03,304
How will you react
if, in the future,
366
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:05,406
you become ready for it,
and Leonard is unavailable,
367
00:16:05,407 --> 00:16:07,542
because another woman
has realized that he is--
368
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:09,978
to use your words--
"a great guy"?
369
00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:14,282
You can only ask one question.
370
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,552
That one.
371
00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:21,222
You know what,
I don't want to play anymore.
372
00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,831
Well, I'm not sure
how this is scored,
373
00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:32,467
but I believe
we may have won.
374
00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:38,106
Sheldon?
375
00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:40,608
Sheldon?
376
00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:42,009
Where did he go?
377
00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:48,183
We're looking for Sheldon,
not Marmaduke.
378
00:16:49,018 --> 00:16:52,186
You whistled?
379
00:16:52,187 --> 00:16:53,488
What is that?
380
00:16:53,489 --> 00:16:55,022
Raiders of the Lost Ark
381
00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:57,024
with 21 additional seconds.
382
00:16:58,527 --> 00:17:01,129
If I can't see it,
no one else can see it.
383
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:02,964
Sheldon, this is crazy.
384
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:06,668
No. Crazy was leaving
the projection booth unattended.
385
00:17:06,669 --> 00:17:07,919
Listen to me.
386
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,337
You are over-tired.
You're not thinking right.
387
00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:11,973
Put the movie back
before we get into trouble.
388
00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:14,042
Trouble is my middle name,
Leonard.
389
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:16,845
Actually, it's Lee,
but I prefer Trouble.
390
00:17:16,846 --> 00:17:20,315
Oh, look who
they let in.
391
00:17:20,316 --> 00:17:24,218
Don't worry, Wil Wheaton.
I was just leaving.
392
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,824
Come on, Short Round.
393
00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:31,659
Yeah.
394
00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:37,198
Come on, guys!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
395
00:17:37,199 --> 00:17:38,333
Let's see you run
396
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,768
with a bag of urine
strapped to your leg.
397
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,338
He's got the movie! Get him!
398
00:17:48,794 --> 00:17:52,814
Why is there never a pontoon
plane when you need one?
399
00:18:03,822 --> 00:18:05,823
She's been in there
a long time.
400
00:18:05,824 --> 00:18:08,725
Clearly, losing Truth or Dare
upset her.
401
00:18:08,726 --> 00:18:11,712
Perhaps we should try
to take her mind off it
402
00:18:11,713 --> 00:18:13,697
with another popular
slumber party activity.
403
00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:15,766
Ooh, like what?
Well, the Internet suggests
404
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:18,135
that slumber party guests
often engage
405
00:18:18,136 --> 00:18:20,237
in harmless experimentation
with lesbianism.
406
00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:25,976
Where exactly on the Internet
have you been looking?
407
00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,546
Penny?
Oh, hey, Amy.
408
00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:31,715
Look, I'm sorry I got
so upset. I just...
409
00:18:31,716 --> 00:18:33,584
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
410
00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:36,086
What are you doing?
411
00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:38,455
Don't worry. I'll
avoid the nether ye.
412
00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:40,908
I might have gone
with eating raw cookie dough.
413
00:18:40,909 --> 00:18:44,227
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